A Light at the End of the Tunnel

	By: Not me

	Date: Jan 2001
	Rating: Another gross one.
	Disclaimer: I don't own them.
	Distribution: Please let me know where.
	Feedback: er.br@sympatico.ca

	Summary: An urban legend challenge response.


	Starbuck stumbled into his and Apollo`s quarters, laughing so
	hard his belly hurt.

	"Starbuck, what`s so funny?" Apollo asked him.

	"Well I was just, ha ha ha ha ha, down in the, ha ha ha ha ha,
	Life Center, ha ha ha ha, to ask Cassie if she could baby-sit
	Boxey and, ha ha ha ha, Bojay came in," Starbuck couldn`t even
	stop laughing long enough to tell Apollo his tale. Apollo made
	him sit down, then waited a few centons until Starbuck finally 
	stopped his laughing.

	"Now that you`ve settled down, please start at the beginning
	and tell me what`s so funny," Apollo ordered.

	*** Flashback *****

	Starbuck entered the Life Center and went directly to Cassie.

	"Hi, Cassie, are you busy right now?" he asked his one time
	girlfriend.

	"No, it`s been a pretty boring day. In fact, Dr. Salik went for
	a coffee break, do you need anything?"

	"Well, Apollo and I wanted to go out tonight but we need a baby
	sitter."

	"Sure, I`ll baby-sit for you. Athena`s on duty tonight so all I
	had planned was an evening at home alone."

	Suddenly the doors opened and a naked Bojay came rushing into
	the room in a panic.

	"Help me, please! It`s stuck in there!" he cried out.

	Cassie and Starbuck stared wide eyed at the man , wondering
	what he was talking about.Cassie quickly directed him to a bed 
	and told him to lay down. He did so, on his stomach.

	"It`s stuck in there real far! I can`t get it out!" Poor Bojay
	had tears rolling down his face.

	Cassie looked at Starbuck and asked,  "Do you think you could
	help me, Starbuck? Just grab his butt cheeks and pull them
	apart so I can see what he`s talking about."

	Starbuck slowly walked towards the bed. The last thing he
	wanted to touch was Bojay`s ass. He breathed a little easier
	when Cassie handed him a pair of rubber gloves. Putting them
	on, he then roughly grabbed Bojay`s cheeks and pulled them
	apart.

	"OUCH! Not so hard Bucko!" Bojay yelled.

	"Sorry."

	Cassie, who was also wearing rubber gloves, then used two
	tongue depressors to see just what was up Bojay`s butt.
	Starbuck jumped back in surprise when a bright light hit him in
	the eyes.

	***End Flashback*****

	"It seems he and Sheba were in bed together and he told her he
	wanted to know why you and I enjoyed making love to each other
	so much. She got so angry at him that she grabbed a flashlight
	and shoved it up his ass as far as possible, and the damn thing
	was turned on! He was lit up like a Nubian Sun!"

	Apollo keeled over with laughter.

	The End