Grade 9-OAC
first year
House pics and halloween
Random pics
afterlife with the girlies, summer '04
semi, nov.04
Some pics from reading week 2004
below:random keg/luau/80s keg pics
Below: Nafis and I taken at some coffeeshop over Christmas 2004, it must have been 4am and we were trying to sober up.
Below: just some pics from summer 2004, spent the whole summer in algonquin and it was beautiful. Staff pic, Sunset over Cedar Lake, Sunset on Blueberry Island where we were stranded for days, and a group of my campers
ERIN'S PAGE
[cute joke] The New Priest A new priest at his first masswas so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about gettingnervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip." So the next Sunday he took the monsignor`s advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon return to his office after mass, he found the following note on his door:
1. Sip the Vodka,don`t gulp.
2. There are 10 commandments, not 12.
3. There are 12 disciples, not 10.
4. Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.
5. Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his a$s.
6. We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.
7. The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior, and Spook.
8. David slew Goliath, he did not kick the sh1t out of him.
9. When David was hit by a rock and knocked off his donkey, don`t say he was stoned off his a$s.
10. We do not refer to the cross as the Big T!
11. When Jesus broke the bread at the Last Supper he said, "Take this and eat it, for it is my body", he did not say, "Eat me."
12. The Virgin Mary is not referred to as the,"Mary with the Cherry".
13. The recommendedgrace before a meal is not: "Rub-A-dub-dub, thanks for the grub, yeah God."
14. Next Sunday there will be a taffy-pulling contest at St. Peter`s, not a peter-pulling contest at St. Taffy`s.