Mistress Info

"I got some skeletons in my closet and I don't know if no one knows it so before they throw me inside my coffin and close it, i'ma expose it."
-Eminem-
Name:      Jennifer
Nick:       Poephelia
Birthday:  September First, 1984
Email:      [email protected]
AOL :      MiracleDeliverer
MSN:      [email protected]


100 random facts about yours truly

001:  I really
am female
002:  Forgive me if I have confused you
003:  But you see I happen to prefer the company of other females to lying, bacstabbing, sons of bitches.
004:  Not to say that I don't like guys
005:  Some of them are okay.
006:  Like Mark, cause he's a sweetheart
007:  But we're just good buddies! :D
008:  I graduated May 11th
009:  Along with 225 other seniors in my high school.
010:  Some of my best friends are younger than I am
011:  Which is extremely cool, cause they can be in my will
012:  And still be alive when I die!
013:  I like the music style Emo thanks in part to Jaren
014:  Who we recently discovered was a fraud
015:  So I really owe my thanks to Mark for my interest.
016:  And to the local radio station for playing Dashboard songs (constantly)
017:  ...as a result, I have moved on to other Emo bands.
018:  I used to be a very religious person
019:  Until the church I went to fired my best adult friend/youth leader.
020:  As a result, I like to quote John Lennon:
021:  "I don't believe in the Beatles...
022:  I just believe in me."
023:  I've let myself believe in love too many times
024:  Which is why I am still single.
025:  I have liked the same person for six long years
026:  But it's an off and on thing
027:  And he's gay anyway, so why bother?
028:  I survived Londagin's Humanities class
029:  But I wasn't given a tee-shirt. :(
030:  I went goth to prom...
031:  Sort of.
032:  I bought my dress at Hot Topic.
033:  I saw 'Chasing Amy' for the first time a month ago
034:  And now I know the answer to every angsty situation:
035:  Everyone involved must have sex together.
036:  But just once.
037:  Because, after all, group sex shouldn't become a habit.
038:  'I'm not a virgin anymore'
039:  Guess what, that's just a song...damnit.
040:  I used to be a member of my high school's Forensics Team.
041:  We cut up dead people cause we had nothing better to do.
042:  I got an 'A' in that class
043:  Because I wasn't afraid to weild my pick-axe
044:  I have lost a miryiad people to drunk driving
045:  And almost the man I have liked for six years
046:  And if
you drive drunk, I won't be afraid to weild my pick-axe.
047:  I always feel left out
048:  But that doesn't mean I can't have fun by myself. ^^
049:  Piano is my favorite instrument of all time.
050:  I can play everything on the K-Pax soundtrack.



Me and Levi at Prom
051:  House of Leaves is a kickass book
052:  I know because I almost got lost in it.
053:  I'm listening to 'Cleanin' out my Closet' by Eminem right now.
054:  I know a ten year old who has the 'Marshall Mathers' LP unedited.
055:  His name is Todd.
056:  I used to be a member of the elite choir at my high school, too.
057:  We were called the Panther Singers.
058:  And yes, we kicked some serious ass...
059:  Usually each other's.
060:  All of my animals are black and white.
061:  But if you really think about it
062:  Those two colors aren't really colors at all.
063:  Peter Fox smokes.
064:  I know cause I saw it.
065:  I smoke Marlboro Reds.
066:  My two best friends don't smoke at all
067:  But Jessy does
068:  And he's really fun to hang out with
069:  When he's not acting high.
070:  Marshall likes to give directions.
071:  He told us how to get somewhere
072:  Namely the drive-in in Fayetteville...
073:  But you have to take the Johnson first.
074:  I was molested at the tender age of nine.
075:  I'm almost 18 now
076:  And my parents still don't know.
077:  I don't plan on telling them...ever.
078:  In a couple of years I will have ovarian cancer
079:  Simply because my body does not produce enough estrogen.
080:  That's okay though
081:  Cause I really don't see the point in living past thirty.
082:  I used to write
Fanfiction
083:  But I think I quit
084:  Cause I can't write very well anymore.
085:  I still write poetry and lyrics
086:  But my stuff isn't really that good.
087:  Except for maybe that rainbow poem I wrote
088:  And yes, it was about an ex boyfriend
089:  But I was lonely
090:  *shrugs*
091:  I turned down a chorus role in the school production of 'Oklahoma'
092:  Because no one realised my talent/
093:  Or maybe because I just didn't want to look a fool. 
094:  I'm joining the United States Army
095:  Supposedly some time in September
096:  But I don't think I'll make the requirements by then.
097:  My recruiter is extremely weird.
098:  His nickname in basic was 'Pussyhawk'
099:  I think I could write a lot more of these
100:  But I don't like making all the numbers.
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