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| ~"Internet Quotes"~ |
| ~"If you treat a girl like a dog, she'll treat you like a fire hydrant & pee on you"~ |
| ~"Life was so much easier when clothes didn't match and boys had cooties"~ |
| ~"Pyschiatrists say 1 out of every 4 people are mentally ill, check 3 of your friends. If they're OK, your it"~ |
| ~"The early bird gets the worm, but the 2nd mouse gets the cheese"~ |
| ~"A memory lasts forever, Never does it die... True friends stay together, And never say goodbye"~ |
| ~"Never look down on anyone else unless you are helping them up"~ |
| ~"How many hot, sweet, rich & funny guys are there out there?... 2 but they're dating eachother"~ |
| ~"Don't complain because roses have thorns, Rejoice because thorns have roses"~ |
| ~"Friends are forever, guys are whatever, when worst comes to worst, my girls come first"~ |
| ~"I just realized how lonely it is being free"~ |
| ~"God made men first because every masterpiece needs a sloppy copy"~ |
| ~"Cry your heart out, let it go...cuz remember after every tear, comes a rainbow"~ |
| ~"Lower the lid, ladies present...a wet behind is most unpleasant"~ |
| ~"If you sprinkle when you tinkle be a sweetie and wipe the seatie"~ |
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| ~"Funny Quotes from ...funny people"~ |
| ~"This chapters the bomb!"~ Khaki Boy |
| ~"I HATE THE PERSON THAT INVENTED HAIR"~ Jenn |
| ~"Well...we are jewish on wednesdays and mondays and on tuesdays and thursdays we are roman catholic, and on sundays we are buddist, oh yea and saturdays we are christian & jewish oh and the BEST part...on fridays we are INDIAN LETS BRING FEATHERS!"~ Our Pyscho Lunch Table |
| ~"SHE HATES US...but caty more"~ Me & Caty Anne |
| Mike: "Hey are there any pictures of Jessica in there? Jess: "... NO...LUCKILLY" |
| ~"CRUTCHEN COME BACK!!"~ Ali |
| ~"Hey well you like Britney Spears.. well if you had LOTS of plastic surgery...LOTS"~ Our Pyscho Lunch Table AGAIN |
| ~" GET THAT HOE OUTTA YOUR YARD!"~ Kenzers |
| Abercrombie Guy: 1 cent your change... Me: ok.... (waiting) Abercrombie Guy: (holding it up) 1 little penny Me: yea... Abercrombie Guy: (still holding it up) 1 meesly little penny......1 cent........ thats all.........just 1 little penny..........thats all you get is one little penny LOL ALI...good times...that was so hilarious |
| ~"HEY YOUR THAT GIRL FROM THE WIZARD OF OZ!....you know...we're off to see the wizardd.... u know what im talking about. oh wait...that wasnt you. never mind, she had braces just like you. yea thats it, she had braces just like you... oh man im sorry im sorry ill get out of your space. i just made a total fool out of myself in front of people i dont even know. im sorry, sorry"~ Random Mall Guy |
| ~"DONT STARE AT THE CRIPPLED...ITS NOT NICE TO STARE AT CRIPPLED PEOPLE...IM GONNA TELL MY MOMMY.... IM GOING TO TELL MY MOMMY!!!"~ Crutchen |
| Linz: WHAT IF WE WERE STEPSISTERS and then Nick got mad at you ...wait how would he tp ur house if it was mine?! Me: WHAT IF I WAS AN ELEPHANT and you were a rat and then i came up to you and i was mad at you? THAT WAS GREAT LIN~Z...k not that funny |
| ~"Sometimes, i dream about being carried away by a giant squirrel, does that make me a nut?"~ |
| ~"Its not "when wild animals attack" its "when stupid people get bit"~ |
| ~"If life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice into a watergun, they squirt it in peoples eyes"~ |
| ~"I knew something was wrong when my imaginary friends wouldnt play with me..."~ |
| ~"Boys are great....cuz every girls team needs a waterboy!"~ |
| ~"WHEN LIFE GETS HARD, POP YOUR ZITS"~ |
| ~"Its really amazing when two strangers become best friends , but its really sad when two best friends become two strangers"~ |
| ~"try not to let your mind wander, its too small to be out by itself"~ |
| ~"Cancel my subscriptions...im over your issues"~ |