| Jennifer's Diary June 2003 |
Sunday, June 29, 2003 G�Morning Diary, Mmmm,...I�m still a sleepy girl... Umm, what happened Friday night? Well, I met up with my buds after work and we started playing. We hit a couple of after work spots for drinks. Then had Mexican food. Yum, yummmm... Then went to one of my girlfriends apartment to continue the party. I met a couple of new guys. Friends of my friends kinda thing. One of them has �Jenn Potential�. ***sleepy smile*** �Hi David!� Didn�t stay out too terribly late. Slept til about noon Saturday. Went to the mall Saturday. The weather was too yucky to lay out. Didn�t buy nuttin� though. Which is good cause Jenn �got no money�. Went out with Jeff last night. We went to dinner and had a few drinks. Then we went back to his place. I think the boy had �intentions�. We were sitting on his couch having drinks and talking. He started kissing me. Which was nice. He�s a good kisser. Then things got more serious. We were making out and he was touching my breast. Which was okay in Jenn�s Book of Rules. ***dreamy sigh*** But, I was wearing a short skirt and his hands had been all over my legs all night. Then, while we were making out, he moved his hand from my breast and began sliding it under my skirt. I kept pushing it down to a slightly more �comfortable� position. Jenn�s Book of Rules allows a guy to slide his hand a certain distance under my skirt and then no more. The distance is determined by a very complicated formula that takes into account such things as 1) how long we have been dating, 2) the guys projected Long Term Jenn Potential, 3) his score on the evening�s Romance Meter, 4) the amount of alcohol I have consumed, and 5) elapsed time since I was last sexually satisfied. Its very complicated but my mind does the calculations quickly. Again, subject to the type and amount of alcohol consumed. Tequila seems to distort the results in the guys favor...Ahem... Well, Mr. Persistent wasn�t satisfied with the results of last nights computations. So, we had an ongoing tug of war with his hand for a while. Now, I have to admit, he had me really turned on. Did I mention what a good kisser he is?...***sigh*** So, I rechecked my computations and discovered that I had made a slight error and he was entitled to more liberty than I had previously allowed. Well, give an inch, give a mile. I remember hearing someone smart say that once. Anyway, Mr. Persistent took his newfound liberties to heart and instantly promoted himself to the next level on Jenn�s Entitlement Chart. According to Jenn�s Book of Rules, his new status entitled him to touch my undies for short periods when items 3, 4, and 5 above are at certain minimum levels. Which they were last night...Ahem...I think the meters were redlined on all three...***embarrassed smile*** So, Mr. Persistent instantly morphed into Mr. Wonderful and his hand was driving me CRAZY! ...In a good way...I quickly melted into a mass of Jenn Goo. That is a mindless state where the body has zero energy levels and the mind is incapable of registering anything other than the desire flowing through it. So, I lay there squirming in his arms, a mass of Jenn Goo, while Mr. Wonderful did a finger dance all over my undies. It was at this point that Jeff, previously known as Mr. Wonderful, was instantly stripped of his recent promotion and returned to his prior status. Poor Jeff, his mind presumably addled by his own desires, made the mistake of trying to promote himself to yet an even higher level on Jenn�s Entitlement Chart. In quick succession, he took my hand and placed it upon the bulge in his trousers. Now granted, I didn�t object immediately to this act. My hand lingered longer than was necessary to determine that this act exceeded his new Entitlement Level. But, he quickly followed this questionable act by trying to slide his hand inside my undies. Well, that triggered Jenn Defense Level One. Jenn Defense Level One is where all faculties are instantly diverted to the cessation of all sexual activities. Much to poor Jeff�s dismay, I instantly morphed from Jenn Goo to Jenn �Don�t Touch Me�! The look on his face was most comical. Though I didn�t show my amusement. Now, at this point Jeff made a considerable rebound on Jenn�s Entitlement Chart by instantly accepting without argument his demotion. In fact, he just may have earned his way back to his previous level before trying to slide his hand inside my undies. That will be determined when next we go out and the ensuing levels of items 3, 4, and 5 above. Mr. Perfect Gentleman drove me home and gave me a �mind dazzling� but totally appropriate goodnight kiss. So, I went to bed all alone with my beloved doll Holly, a tired little girl. Then, I started thinking about the night�s events and certain desires crept into my mind and I second guessed my previous decision to demote poor Jeff�s Entitlement Level. I spent the next couple of hours tossing and turning unable to sleep due to certain unfilled desires. ***pout*** Finally fatigue exceeded frustrated desires and I fell asleep. Such was my weekend to date. I predict a long lazy nap in my future today...***yawn*** ****************************************************************************************************** Friday, Jun. 27, 2003 Hi Diary!!! ***kiss*** Today is Friday and you know what that means!!! Yay!!! It�s the weekend!!! I�m always a happy, happy girl on Fridays!!! Ummm, what�s new? Bought some new shoes at lunch today! Can�t wait to wear them. Saturday night with Jeff. The big jerk finally called. He better not start taking me for granted! Going out with some friends after work today for drinks. That should be fun. Only three hours and 45 minutes more to go! Hope the weather is nice tomorrow. Hang on...Nooooooo!!! Just checked! Its supposed to rain tomorrow!!! ***fake cry*** But what about my tan?! What about running into Alissa?! What about the healing effects of �zoning out� by the pool?! Life, you are sooo CRUEL!!! How can you be so MEAN to a sweet little angelic girl, like me?! What have - I - ever done wrong?!....oh yeah, well THAT...okay that too...enough already! ***sigh*** Well, my life just as well be over. No sunshine tomorrow. Someone should invent a shield to go around the world to keep the rain out on weekends. I would be in charge of deciding when to let it rain... Let�s see... Rain tomorrow = LazyJenn. LazyJenn tomorrow = wild night tonight. Wild night tonight = Happy Jenn Happy Jenn = ***big smile*** Bye Diary!!! ***kiss*** ****************************************************************************************************** Wednesday, Jun. 25, 2003 Hey Diary!!! Sorry I haven�t written!!! I DO still love you!!! Promise!!! Okay, let me tell you EVERYTHING that�s happened since last time. Ummm...let�s see...Friday night. OMG!!! Mary and I had sooo much fun!!! We were SOOO silly!!! We were cutting up like school girls! We even prank called her ex-boyfriend!!! ***giggle*** We PIGGED out on Pizza and wine. Watched Sweet Home Alabama. Looked through her old pictures. Talked, talked, talked. We laughed at EVERYTHING! Everything was funny to us. My sides hurt from laughing so much. I can�t wait to do that again! Ummm...Saturday I laid out by the pool. OMG, was it ever beautiful outside. It was sooo nice, not to have rain. I got LOTS of sun. Wanna see my tan lines?! ***giggle*** Alissa never showed up. ***pout*** Maybe next weekend... Went out with Jeff Saturday night. That was fun as usual. Went to some friends of his for a party. There were tons of people there. Jeff got a little tipsy. I could tell he was enjoying being around his friends. I was a little reserved Saturday night. Like I usually am in a crowd I don�t know. But, everyone was super sweet to me and I had fun. Jeff has really nice friends. Ummm, Sunday...I laid around my apartment all day being a lazy girl. Even though the sun was out and the weather beautiful, I didn�t go to the pool. I was a little tired after Saturday and staying up all night Friday night with Mary. So, I did a little cleaning around the apartment and paid bills...Ugghhh! That is always SOOO depressing!!! Diary, send me a boyfriend who is rich and handsome, and sweet, and charming, and fun, and....did I mention RICH! ***giggle*** Lets see, work has been...well, work! Nothing to report there. This weekend??? I dunno. Jeff hasn�t called me yet. He'd BETTER call!!! Just when I start to get a crush on him, he better not stop calling! ***pounds fist in palm*** Or I will...ummm...cry my heart out and prank call him with Mary!!! ***laughing*** Okay, gotta run Diary. Nice talking to ya again. ***slugs shoulder*** OMG! I am stuck in silly mode!!! ****************************************************************************************************** Friday, Jun. 20, 2003 Yesterday afternoon was SOOO funny! My boss got caught up with his work right after lunch. I was wearing this really short skirt yesterday and he just HOVERED around my desk ALL afternoon! ***giggling*** He sat by my desk just talking to me about anything and everything. It was really fun though. He kept me laughing telling jokes and funny stories. Of course, he kept trying to see under my skirt. But, I enjoyed the attention. My boss is such a hottie! ***sigh*** He�s handsome, he�s funny, he�s smart, he�s semi-rich, he always dresses really sharp, he is just...perfect. ***dreamy sigh*** Now Diary, before you say anything, yes I have a semi-crush on my boss but he is OFF-LIMITS! Two reasons. One, he is my boss. But, MORE importantly, he is already married. ***sigh*** And, he has a BEAUTIFUL wife who is ten times more pretty than I am. Plus, he has these two BEAUTIFUL little boys...***clutches heart***. I want to have a little boy some day... So, I may seduce him in JennWorld and we live happily ever after. But, in the REALWorld, I would NEVER go out with a married man. Girl Scout�s Honor!!! Looking forward to tonight with Mary. We are gonna be slobs and stuff our faces with pizza and watch a movie. ***contented smile*** Saturday with Jeff should be fun too. So, hopefully, a good weekend ahead. PLUS, its supposed to be nothing but sunshine here! YAY!!!! I�m gonna lay out by the pool ALL day Saturday and veg out. Sunshine, trashy romance novel, margaritas, suntan lotion, sunglasses, and mindless pleasure. Mmmm...happy, happy girl! ****************************************************************************************************** Thursday, Jun. 19, 2003 Wow! Wasn't bored yesterday! My boss came back and geez did he load me down with work! ***whew*** But, I'm caught up again now...Sorta...I could always file...nah... I am SOOO sick of rain!!! I have a date with Jeff Saturday night. Kinda looking forward to that. Friday night, Mary and I are hanging out at her apartment. Pizza and movie night. I hope the weather is nice Saturday! I wanna lay out by the pool. Maybe run into Alissa! ***devious smile*** I just love her long red curly hair. ***sigh*** I have such a schoolgirl crush on her...Maybe I should send her an anonymous love letter. ..Well, it worked in high school! I wonder if she is dating anybody... I wish I had the self confidence to approach people and just start talking to them. I don't know how to become better friends with her. She is always friendly to me. But, I get tongue tied around her. ***sigh*** Oh good! Another dictaphone tape on my desk! Joy, joy joy! ***sarcastic smile*** Gotta go Diary. Work to be done...***sigh*** ****************************************************************************************************** June 17, 2003 I�m bored...My boss is outta town. My filings caught up...All my correspondence is done...***sigh*** I may take a walk at lunch and eat at this little park nearby. Hope it doesn�t rain. I am soo tired of the rain!!! Yuck! I look like crap today. I need to cut my hair. Split ends. I just feel ugly...***sigh*** Sorry to be soo depressing, Diary! I need cheering up!!! Jenn-Jenn ****************************************************************************************************** June 16, 2003 Monday...ugh. Yesterday was very sad for me. I miss my Dad sooo much... Typical Monday morning. Traffic sucked. I was ten minutes late for work. Not that my boss cares. He�s good about that. But, it bugs me. He�s left for an out of town trip. Won�t be back until Wednesday. I don�t have much to do. Filings caught up. Yay!!! But, the phone won�t quit ringing...grrr... Jeff called last night. ***happy smile*** He�s growing on me. I didn�t like him at first...Now,...he�s not so bad. Saw Alissa out by the pool yesterday. She looked cute as ever...***heart flutters*** She has NO IDEA of the way I think about her. She was with her friends, so I didn�t say much. Just smiled and said �Hello�. When she smiled, I melted....Hope it didn�t show. Must keep my kewl! She said she really liked my bathing suit. ***smile*** �I did not either use my sexy walk when I walked away!� ***innocent smile*** Gotta run. Receptionist needs a pottie break. Jenn-Jenn ****************************************************************************************************** June 15, 2003 Ummm...good night/bad night. My date last night was GREAT! Jeff was lots of fun. Took me to dinner at Cheesecake Factory. Yum!!! I had a shrimp pasta thingie and we shared a cherry cheesecake. I sooo gotta run today and burn off the calories... Poor Jeff! He hates dancing, but he let me keep pulling him out onto the dance floor. Thanks Jeff! ***kiss*** Speaking of kisses, Jeff is a GREAT kisser. When he kissed me �goodnight�, he had my motor running...***purr*** NO! Nothing happened after that. We�re not THAT close. Yet...Maybe later... Had to get up early this morning. I am soooo sleepy...Gotta get ready for Church, dinner at Mom�s, then we�re going to visit my Dad�s grave. That will be sooo sad....I miss him sooo much....***tears*** ***sigh*** Gotta run and get ready. ****************************************************************************************************** June 14, 2003 Hi Diary! Its me, Jenn! ***offers hand*** Not sure where I'm gonna go with this...Mostly, I just want a place to write what's on my mind. Maybe play with some ideas...keep a record of my JennWorld2003 adventures... For today though, let the record show that its a dreary rainy day outside and a good day for cuddling on the couch and watching TV. I can even predict a nap in my future this afternoon. I'm a lazy girl today... Got a hot date tonight! He is such a hottie!!! Mmmm...maybe I'll have something interesting to write tomorrow. What to wear, what to wear...??? Yucky weather + sexy outfit = ***sad face***. Maybe I need a new outfit...Jenn + mall - money = trouble. ***sigh*** I am ALWAYS broke...***thinking*** 2 weeks + 2 days = new outfit. ***smile*** Okay, I'm a happy girl again! Okay, gotta get busy being lazy. No more working on this computer! My goal for today is NOT to get dressed until time for my date tonight! Now, all you people reading my diary, shhhh...quiet! I'm trying to nap!!! Bye! ***waving*** |
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