ATTENTION STARVED
Lisa was the fat girl in the back of the class
Her special desk specially fit her ass
She wasn't asked to the prom and she wasn't very liked
She almost committed suicide, but she knew it wasn't right
So Lisa stopped eating and started regurgitating food
She dropped out of school and tried for something new
Found herself a job as a phone sex operator
Made a lot of money as a prfessional masturbator
Spent the day sleeping, spent her evenings on the phone
Sure this sounds nice, but things weren't right at home
Lisa got sick and lost a lot of weight
After almost dying she found her new fate
With all her saved wealth, Lisa got surgery
New ass, new breasts, straightened hair dyed burgendy
With all the contacts from her previous experience
She made a few calls and got herself into the business
She made her first movie and boy she felt great
Sent a copy to her old classmates
Little did she remember, she attended prep school
To her old classmates, she still wasn't cool
Always starving for attention and doing everything she could
No matter who she was or what she did, it was never any good
The ending to the story is neither swell nor sad
Lisa continued her life wishing for what she could never have
There are some people in this world you can't make happy
WRITTEN BY DEREK DEL BARRIO
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