WHAT DO YOU THINK?
I'm sure you can imagine, as plain as you can be
The place is Picadilly, the players He and She
She whispered "Will it hurt me?" "Of course not" answered He
"It's a very simple process, you can rely on me."
She said "I'm very frightened, I've not done this before.
My friend has had it five times, and said it can be sore."
Then finally contented, she laid back and relaxed a bit
Quickly and readily he bent over her, and then he started it
It was growing rather painful, tears formed in her eyes
It was hurting quite a bit now, it must have been quite a size
"Calm yourself now," He whispered, "I know." She cried in bliss
Feeling it deep within her now, she said "I'm glad I am having this."
And with final effort, she gave a frightened shout
He gripped it in anguish, and quickly pulled it out
She lay back quite contented, sighed and gave a smile
She said "I'm glad I came now, you made it worth my while."
Now if you read this carefully, the dentist you will find...
It's not what you imagined, it's just your dirty mind!!
ANONYMOUS
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