By Bob And Tom
All around the country, coast to coast
People always say "What do you like most?"
I dont want to brag, I dont want to boast
I always tell 'em, I like Toast!
YEAH TOAST!!
YEAH TOAST!!
I get up in the mornin' 'bout 6 a.m.
Have a little jelly, have a little jam
Take a piece of bread, put it in the slot
push down the lever and the wires get hot, I get Toast.
YEAH TOAST!!
YEAH TOAST!!
Now there's no secret to toasting perfection
Theres a dial on the side and you make your selection
Push to the dark and the light and then if it pops too soon, press down again, Make Toast!
YEAH TOAST!!
EEH TOAST!!
When the first cave man drove in from the drags
Didn't know what would go with the bacon and the eggs
Must've been a genius, got it in his head
plug the toaster in the wall, buy a bag of bread, make Toast
YEAH TOAST!!
EEH OAST!!
(a bunch of French Words...)
French Toast!!
French Toast!!