Stop! In The Name Of Love

by: Jenni Vinson
July 13, 2001

America has fallen through a rabbit hole and has landed on the other side of the looking glass. Everything is quite strange, indeed. We�ve had election officials in Florida playing Crochet with their citizens ballots, forcing the ballots to go through one hoop and then another, while the Queen of Hearts, Suzanne Gunzberger (Broward County election official who insisted that ALL the ballots she saw were for Gore) ran around declaring � OFF WITH THEIR CHADS!� THE first LADY BECAME A SENATOR AND THE PRESIDENT WOULD BE MAYOR of a really wacky place called New York.