I'm creating this page on August 3, 2002. If your reading this and it is say 2007 then I have yet again lost my web page, hopefully though I will break through the barriers of computer irrationality and soon become the mecca of all personal web pages Bwah-ha-ha!!!... Oops, sorry momentory lapse into delusions of grandeur ;-)
Ok well all in all I hope you enjoy my website I'll try to make it interesting. Yours in devoted web service the Jenmeister.
Hmmm, I'll try (with my vast knowledge of HTML to wow you now) <i>Ooooh italics</i> <b>Ooooh bold</b> Ooooh... oh wait nope thats all I know. Well were you impressed?... Hmpf, well thats not a very nice thing to say! Besides I'm a born again novice, if I actually get feedback from this thing I might put forth the effort to make a decent cite (of course the planets also have to be in the right alignment, oh and of course the seventh sign must appear, oh and also a child not of woman born and Birnam wood must come to Dunsinane, and lets see oh yes, everyone will have gone absolutely wack because good lord they're reading my ramblings how could they not be wack... erh, not that I mean you of course dear reader you are the bastion of sanity *cough-liesalllies-cough*). Well very good enjoy the site and please tell me of some lovely hobbies and interests to post, I apparently managed to write endlessly and yet not include a single one, but does that even matter, I doubt anyone really direly cares about knowing what my hobbies or interest are... unless of course I was a chef and my interest included ingestable poisons or if I was a high school chemistry teacher who had a penchant for setting up meth labs *disclaimer I'm neither but you must admit it would be interesting, disturbing but interesting*. Yep, as is I'm just me... who is that you say? Well, thats the glory of the internet its whatever I say it is... and right now believe it our not I (beyond all scientific explanation) am at a loss of words for who that is, so stay posted, because someday maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but someday I will figure that out... unless of course I get distracted and lose my web site... again.
Perhaps we can just fake it, lets say I have a friend her name is Bob and she is from Argentina and has a peg leg and a parrot that says, "Polly wants a Scandinavian waffle" over and over... Ok you caught me I lied the parrot actually says, "Polly wants a Scandinavian wuffle" But what the frock is a wuffle, I think Polly kicked back a little too much sesame seed wine and just had a slur, yes I was trying to protect you from the harsh reality of avion drinking disorders *teary eyed* but there are you happy now, you know the truth!... Sorry, here my composure is regained. Anyway Bob ate a ball of yarn and then played frisbee with the king of Sweeden while listening to Opera music through a turnip... Why do you ask if mental illness runs in my family?