...she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
...she thought Boyz 11 Men was a day care center.
...she thought a quarterback was a refund.
...she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
...she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
...she thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools.
...under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
...she tripped over a cordless phone.
...she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "concentrate."
...she told me to meet her at the the corner of "WALK" and "ONE WAY."
...at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here," she put "Sagittarius."
...she asked for a price check at the dollar store.
...she thought Meow mix was a CD for cats.
...she thought she needed a token to get on "Soul Train."
...she sold the car for gas money!
...when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
...when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left," she moved.
...she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
...if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
...she thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
...she thought that "no kidding" meant some form of birth control.
...she thought that peter panwas something for under the bed.
...she thought that "Moby Dick" was a veneral disease.
...she thought that a sanitary belt was a drink from clean shot glass.
...Smelled good only on the right side because she couldn't find the left guard.
...Wore union pants because her best friend was having labor pains.
...Studied 5 days for a urine test.
Because they wanted to see if there maxi pads really had wings!
