| New & Improved Definitions |
| Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. Beauty Parlor: A place where women curl up and dye. Cannibal: Someone who is fed up with people. Chickens: The only animals we eat before they are born and after they are dead. Committee: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. Dust: Mud with the juice squeezed out. Egotist: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation. Hankerchief: Cold Storage. Inflation: Cutting money in half without damaging it. Myth: A female moth. Mosquito: An insect that makes you like flies better. Raisin: Grape with a sunburn. Secret: Something you tell to one person at a time. Skeleton: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off. Toothache: The pain that drives you to extraction. Tomorrow: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today. Yawn: An honest opinion openly expressed. Wrinkles: Something other people have. You have character lines. |
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