shoutouts

Since i have sooo many cool friends..I decided to make a shououts page to make each and every one of you feel special. Wow, i am surely going to heaven.

Mikey-Jolly Rancher lollipops are definetely the sexiest("This is a clitoris...LICK IT")..but i still prefer Twizzlers. Makes mouths happy...like who Mike? cough Jenna cough. "So like i was saying i think Merlot is sooo much better than....""Oh my, it seems as if i've fallen..help help, someone help me, my suit costs more than i do..."

Chris- I LOVE YOU MAN! SIT ON THE BASS SIT ON THE BASS OH CHRIS OH CHRIS, Who's been a bad boy? stripperific skanks unite! KAITE is/was God! (haha) "Never Again" Incestrous being! Monsuer i need to poop! "Who's this?" "My brother" LOL, Little lolitas and bodacious blondes are soo hot. Little lolita hermaphradite in little lolita shoes! AHAHA "You drive as if your in dire need to take a piss!" Christopher Miguel Santiago..Wait is it Miguel? Manuel? NO NO NO! OK? OK! I look like Dumbo huh? interesting

Tony- I'm bored as a pickle. Oh the good times we had together! The land of the Willow trees? and the "Dangerous Lake"? haha "Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck, screw an emu and then you know your drunk(like a skunk)" I WANT TO LIVE LIKE ANIMALS! It's raining men. Hallelujah, it's rainin men!

Luis- Little Lulu? Is that you in the igloo? Break away from your wall! YOU CAN DO IT. Carmen, Carmine, Cartman? NO! CAMERON!!! "gasp, Jenna obeys the rules?That's a first" "Not obeying rules, just treasuring the value of human life, namely my own! You'll always be my first latin lover!

Rebecca- You know i'm better than you at the hot stripperific dance moves! you know it! Remember that time when you wanted me to seductively pour you some water, but then i decided to have sex with it and i uh..ruined it for you! HAHA blowing he cup! And don't worry, next time i'll give you my hot chode(pickle) "Maybe the migraines have to do with the fact that Manuel sticks his penis so far up your vagina that it bangs your head"

Jakey-Gorillas in clown costumes! what do they say? Did you know that most giraffes are bisexual? Yes...this is true..lol A Giraffe penis is 8 feet long when erect! WOW i wanna be a giraffe! HAHA Pigs have the best sex HAHA. Did you know that Chris has a 5-3-0-1..well, he does What sound does an aardark make? NO NOT an artichoke

Kristin- Posssssums! I feel like poop on a ssssilver platter! Oh Mrs. Poluzny was sssso hot. I so love pear shaped women! "I'll moo at her in the halls, i'm known to do that...Mooing at people is fun..they get all confused...it's funny!"

Julie- BOYS! cuz now i'm talking bout boys! Cuz you don't know about boys! "No Chains to unlock!" Your hot mormon! Remember the vending machines? HAHA

David-I'm flabbergasted! HAHA that's the best word! Wow rememeber when my power went out and i was so mad? And you thought i was gonna call the cops on you? Yeah that was really funny

To anyone i forgot, I'm sorry, but if you were a smart little pickle, you'd IM me and tell me that i forgot about you. That way, you'd give my lazy ass something to do, and in a mere day or two, you'd have your very own spot on my site. Well, the gods have smiled upon you :)

Sabz-Bring on the vodka! You canbe part of our hot Russian family. He does too have tongue skills, I know! "Roses are red, your mom is too, mess with me and you'll be blue" "um nice ryming skills there, Edgar, go back to high school" <<SMACK>>

Katie- Did you know that you have perfect eyelashes? Well ya do! Don't worry about it, your not a hermaphrodite. Your such a loser! You wanna be in the band, i know you do, i saw you puttin those Band Geek applications in the BOX(haha box)

Lila- i can't belive you did that! instead of superbowl, we had like fuck-a-bowl! U SKANK you! Look what you did, you destroyed a perfect friendship! MAD PROPS BIOTCH!

Vanessa-After all those bitch fightsand all those broken nails, i'm proud to call you my "Friend" ( If that's what you call it LOL j/k j/k) You know how much i love to talk shit about TeePee. He's my first "Almost fuck." HAHA

Brenda- 9 Months? Mad props baby, i couldn't go that long. He did WHAT with the zuccinni? That's dirty. I like to have sex with vegetables! so when's the marriage? <<choke>> haha

Veronica- VERO! I'm your boriqua! Thank you for not letting me pee in the woods, that would have been quite a disatrous sight. Your like my new best friend. We only met last year but we have so much fun together, painting your house was super-d-duper fun, hearing all your stories about Alex and Bori, trying to help you with your soap opera life, crying all over you at Marisa's party (sorry about that by the way..) Calling Manuel a stupid Platano-head. Coming over your house for Paella! MMM Paella! I'm am so not white! I'm boriqua 100% Doing my hot Alex walk for you("Hey Ma!") Hehe Oh doing my hair not-white and making me look mad ghetto! i'm such a thug lol. I love you Vero!