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| Oscar is . . . |
| A very seductive brown eyed wonderdog.His full name is Oscar Julious Kolten. His breed is gay poodle. He doesn't save Timmy from burning buildings, but he 's still my little Perogi. He was born in August of 1996. His hair is classified as apricot, but it's really just whitish with orangy ears. |
| Fun Facts: |
| Oscar is a boy, and he prefers female Russians, but he's generally very friendly. |
| He has lots of nicknames, like Syphillis, Peeckles(that's Pickles with a funny russian accent) stinkers, Oksir,sexy boy, Oscie, Melvin, and Fagotty Oscar. |
| He can sit, lay down, shake paws, and stay, but only if you have food. |
| He thinks he's a people and gets really upset when you don't give him people food. |
| More about Oscar: |
| Oscar lives in East Brunswick, in a townhouse with me.He likes to frolic around provacatively. He also sniffs everything when he goes on walks. He has a pink football that he likes to play with. That does not classify him as gay, just straight challenged. |
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| - female humans, especially Jenna - being called in a pretty little girl voice(he has female instincts) - his pink football - wearing sweaters and other homosexual articles of clothing - sticking his head out the car window -When you stroke his big foof on the top of his head |
| - Barbie ponies(their very very dangerous) - enclosed spaces(ie the closet cough cough who would ever lock their dog in a closet when their mad? not me!) - having the drizzleshits(he only gets those from people food, so it's sorta a lose/lose situaton) - when he is left alone - when you don't give him people food (he gets very feisty) |
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| He's been known to look like many female celebrities( Dolly Parton, Cher...the list goes on. All of the retired female performers...) |
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| "I'm too sexy for my thong, my pretty leopard thong" |