| Honestly, when moe moved here,i thought she was obnoixous...In fact, i didn't like her at all...but after her and her big head got over the fact that i was NOT talking about her behind her back(WHO DOES THAT!?!), we became inseperable..long walks on the beach, sippin on lattes by my pool...spooning naked, you know the usual...She might argue that it wasn't quite like that, but i can assure you spooning naked was definetely part of our daily routine. Anyway, this little studmuffin and i met a few black chicks and they tried to kick poor little moe's ass when i stepped in and started flailing my arms around like their moms on Jerry Springer, while moe sat in a corner and cried(but it's ok cuz i saved her by telling our druggie principal) So the next day, moe dressed as a spanish girl in honor of me (cuz i'm really puerto rican) And everyone was like "wow moe, you look different, ,did you lose weight?" NOPE! it was just her EARRINGS!!!Earrings can make or break you, you know.. And that, my friends, is how me and Marisa chaplez (pronounced chap-lez)became bestest friends....Oh yeah and she's also my boyfriend's cousin... |
