Ever since that fateful night when he made my cell vibrate on Martin Luther King day we've had an ongoing romantic saga. Now we're an official couple since 7/7/01 (ooh!) But i still remember the old days...Purple pubes and my silly little Manny giggling like a schoolgirl until 4 in the morning. And everyday in Math class(yes, the class in which i'd seductively wrap my chodey legs around the chair only for him to fantasize and think dirty thoughts) with Mrs. Dysleski, our transvestite teacher who used to be a gay prostitute until she earned enough money for a sex change, her Thircles(OK!) and her Dalmation Lab, Petey.
Oh and my hilarious mother and her paook-ness, hot lesbian club mix, DIRTY SCREW! Her one strand of hair under her Yamelkah! (Mom, do we have a staple gun?)God forbid she get cold! I have to staple pretty flowers to her Yamelkah so she's fashionable! Poetic interpretations of sex and orgasms! Oh and our Retarded bird "He likes me!" "Meh...The cat commercial:This is the way we wash our face! Our late night "talks" "What's your turn-on?" "SEX!" "yes, that is quite arousing!" DIE COLLEEN DIE! Rosine, TWEET TWEET TWEET! Dominic, the two-legged wonderdog and legless bunnies. Kiddens and buddens. Martha stewart and how her Rice Krispy treats make her smile. Extra ssssuper amountssss of love! Even when my studmuffin's a smuck/shmuck-OLA, I still love him! And remember, it's all fun and games, until someone gets stuck in the drier vent! I almost forgot a tribute to Filemina..I'll always love him...Son of Po and the cat. speaking of cats (and gayness) Harry's gay uncles (MEOW) ...heh heh I love you Me-ann |
