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| ~*Christina*~ My bestest friend in the whole world. Best friend by day, Super hero by night! Her other identities include Pissy Chrissy,Mandee Whore, Cree-stina, My fellow Budah Ghandi, Stuart (NOOO!),SKUNK... Remember all our mall outings? ~How much is that doggy in the window? $2000!?!? can we take it for a walk? It looks lonely! How about some glasses, he'll look pretty in glasses! HAHA ~Excuse me officer, we have something very very very very very important to tell you...BAD BOYZ, BAD BOYZ, A WHATCHA GONNA DO, WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN THEY COME FOR YOU? HAHA ~Can we buy a rock for a dollar? ~Can we have some free pizza? How about a free movie? HAHA we can get anything with Jenna's pretty boobies ~our extensive knowlege of sex...HAHAHA and how we went to Barnes and Noble and read the sex books ~Excuse me sir, there's a pube in my beverage ~BACOOOOOOOCK Oh pissy Chrissy, you've been there for me for as long as i can remember, I hope we'll always be as close as we are. I can come to you for anything. Remember how i used to cry to you about Manuel? wow that was only like 2 months ago and now everything's all good...all cuz of you! well...actually it's cuz of me..minor technicality...last year seems so far away. Running track...cuz i was a FATASS! lol Going to the mall EVERY friday with Jenny...and then this year the turn of events with Jenny and her lovely b/f..cough cough. That was a little dumb, but then again, i'm known for doing dumb things. Well either way i can always count on you to fix things for me and give me a very helpful lecture. Your like my minister, except...i'm jewish...and your known for your sexcapades with me...right well, that was a bad analogy, but you know what i mean. I love you my little mutt Chrissy! |
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| Christina looking fine, as per usual. Hey, fatasses can be sexy too. Take Julia Busch for example, she's a prized chunk of rump roast. LMAO |
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| Before we part, i think it woud be rude of me not to sing to you our ceremonial song. It is caled the Budah Ghandi song, a lyrical by my fellow Budah Ghandi and myself. Remember, Rythem and grace is the key to this lovely song. Ok now lets try this together: "Aaaaaaah Lashamka O Budah Ghandi Budah Ghandi Budah Ghandi Hmm boom Shalacka laca laca Peelooka Budah Budah Ghandi Budah Ghandi balalala Mmmm Madakaki Madickapoopie Shuut pppp RRRump( do the R with a spanish R) Shakerrr MMM Budah Ghandi Budah Ghandi AHIII!" One more time now everybody! |
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