| Funnies |
| This is a page for me to post some of the funny jokes that I have heard. All of these have been passed on to me, therefore I take no credit for their creation. If I do know who to give credit to, I will give credit where it is due! |
| This all started because my friend Amanda sent me a really funny forward that I laughed about for a good hour. I was a bit down when I started to read the e-mail, and I was rolling by the time it was over. I will designate those jokes with an asterik (*). If you have any funny jokes for me to add, just e-mail them to me.... [email protected]. |
| * How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the Psycho Path. *How do you get Holy Water? You boil the HELL out of it. *What do fish say when they hit a brick wall? DAM. *What do Eskimos get from sitting on ice too long? Polaroids. What do you call a Boomerang that doesn't work? A Stick. *What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese. *What do you call four Bullfighters in Quicksand? Quatro Sinko. |
| What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef. *Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him. *Why do Gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers. *Why don't blind people like to Skydive? Because it scares the dog. *What kind of coffe was served on the Titanic? Sanka. *What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A bad golfer goes Whack, Damn! A bad skydiver goes Damn!, Whack. *How are a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce the same? Either way, someone is losing a trailer. |