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1) You go to get the Sunday paper and come back Monday with out it.
2) You use a hose to clean the inside and the outside of your jeep.
3) A scratch or dent is a beauty mark.
4) You roll it over and don't get too upset.
5) Your mom can't get in without help.
6) You judge every hill by how much fun it would be to climb it.
7) You puke when you see a Rav4.
8) It takes more than 6 hours to get donuts.
9) You know what the WAVE is and your not afraid to use it.
10) You pull into the unplowed parking spots on snowy days.
11) You take your friends wheelin' and they say, "what trail? I don't see a trail."
12) Your friends wont ride with you, they don't want to end up in the boonies in the middle of the night.
13) Your boss asks his secretary to tell you to wash your jeep.
14) You finally wash the mud off and everyone thinks you bought a new JEEP.
15) You can see over a Suburban.
16) You carry emergency supplies, clothing, etc. because you never know where you will end up.
17) It rains and you don't care that your top and doors are at home in the garage.
18) You drive around looking at xmas lights topless.
19) You change your spark plugs in the parking lot at work on a break.
20) Your "Parts Department" is on blocks in your back yard.
21) You use the ice scraper on the inside of the windshield.
22) You get more heat from the holes in your floorboards than through the heater vents.
23) Passengers scream "Don't Roll It" when riding with you.
24) Every page of your repair manual has greasy finger prints.
25) The manager at the car wash won't let you in.
26) You complain about everything, but smile when you fix it yourself.
27) You think "Mud Brown" should be a factory paint color.
28) You slam the door and chunks of dried mud crumble to the ground.
29) You feel sorry for someone who paid $50,000 on an SUV.
30) You have all your credit card numbers memorized.
31) You are the only one on your street who doesn't plow your driveway.
32) You can't hear your $5,000 stereo over the howl of your tires on the pavement.
33) You have a high water mark on the inside of the JEEP.
34) Any tire that isn't waist high looks like a donut.