Everybody thinks Bananas can't think, right?

Wrong. They're smart. Too smart. Which is why the Llamas are taking over the world. Let me back up.

See, a few years back, my friend got The Sims: House Party. Along with lots of other cool stuff (see my page on The Sims), it came with some outdoor decorations. Topiary, to be exact. One of them was a Llama. Also with House Party came some new career tracks, including Athlete. After one or two promotions, you become a reserve player for the team The Llamas. In addition to this, one of the new skins that came with House Party was a baseball uniform for the team 'The Llamas'. There are several other references to Llamas in The Sims.

It was then that I, my friend, my sister and my friend's sister thought that something was up. It took us a while, but we figured it out. The Llamas must be taking over the world!

So why Bananas?
My oldest sister (not the one who plays Sims) told me about how when you eat Bananas, they lay eggs in your stomach. Then the eggs hatch and come out of you through your ears, your mouth and your nose. Also, if there are a lot of them, they make your stomach explode.
Doesn't that make perfect sense? Why else would the Llamas be taking over the world if not to stop the Bananas?

So, my friend and I tell our other friends. Oh - something you should know, I'm Homeschooled along with all my other friends.
Anyway, we tell our friends at our homeschooling park days and get them into it. See it's then that we all realized that we are all working for the Llamas.

So that should be the end, right? The Llamas beat the Bananas with help from the homeschoolers. Nope. Someone else is now introduced. The Penguins.
My oldest sister and her friends (all homeschooled) got into this Penguins faze. They had all this Penguin stuff. They talked of nothing else. So I guessed that the Penguins had had the same plan as the Llamas. So we reached (I say we but I mean the Llamas) out to the Penguins and asked them to join us. The refused. But we kept trying and finally they said if they could be co-leaders of the whole thing the would help.

So now we have Penguins and Llamas taking over the world with help from the homeschoolers so that the Bananas don't kill everyone. Confused yet? Don't worry it gets worse.

At the same time all this was going on Girl Scouts seemed to want to be known about. They had more advertisments. They even had a TV commercial. So the Penguins and the Llamas asked them to join us. And they said yes.

Now it's the Penguins and the Llamas with help from the homeschoolers and the Girl Scouts taking over the world so the Bananas don't kill everyone.

Now the Bank of America comes in. The B of A. I don't really remember why they came in but they just did.

So the Penguins and the Llamas rule the HomeSchoolers and the Girl Scouts and the B of A. They are taking over the world. The Bananas are trying to killl everyone. The Penguins and the Llamas don't want that. That's it really. If you wish to be a Llama minion then please email me and I will ask the Llamas to think it over.

ALL HAIL LLAMAS OH GREAT LLAMAS WE WILL CONQUER THE WORLD FOR YOU!!!!!!

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