| 10 | Milked a cow and shoveled manure |
| 9 | Jumped out of a moving bus as the brakes went out |
| 8 | Washed down breakfast with vodka |
| 7 | Met someone who hates Texas |
| 6 | Kicked the wife out of bed for smelling like an outhouse |
| 5 | Ate the tongue, intestines, and lungs of a lamb |
| 4 | Met 35 people who are smarter than us |
| 3 | Shared a twin bed for three months |
| 2 | Forgot about the Cowboys game |
| 1 | Hoped to break a leg |