Official Campain to Get Jason
and Britney Spears Together

I figure this is a good idea because if my two favorite people would just hook up then all would be right in my world. Actually, a true union between my two favorite people would be Jason and Nick Carter, but I think this plan will have a much better outcome. There will be some obstacles, but I'm sure love will prevail. Now how are we going to go about this you wonder? Well, I will use the think system to implant the idea into both Jason and Britney's heads. The think system is a remarkable tool used for manipulating people. I used it quite frequently on my friend to get her to sit where I wanted her to, depending on what kind of mood I was in. It was really great because I knew that I had such a strong mental hold on her I could get her to do anything, but I never abused my power. Just knowing I could though was enough. But now, I'm ready to use my power to control more than seating arrangements. I will run down the reasons why this would be such a good pair:
1) both are musically inclined
2) both have last names that start with S
There we go. Sounds almost too perfect I know. I have a feeling this one's gonna last.

I rethinked this love connection.


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