On Tabletops

I'm of the opinion that
tabletops these days
are generally
just too high.

I don't like to sit
down and feel
that I
am the same
stature
as a child -
although that
might just be a
side effect
of being pretty
tall.

However, this
does not
detract
from the fact
that I think
any table which does
not require
at least a modicum
of physical dexterity
to get
the food
from your plate
into your mouth
is just too damn big.

I mean,
have you ever sat
down
in a restaurant and
found the tabletop
halfway up
your chest?
There have been
moments when sitting
down I was
sure my chin
was going to bounce
off the table.

Personally, I don't
like it once
it surpasses
the bottom
of my ribcage.
What can I say?

I like to
slouch.

Maybe because I'm
an elbow-sitter
- who's to say?

There's something
about a less
imposing
table that seems
to make everything feel
more casual
and relaxed;

less... formal,
for those of you
who know
the difference
between
the two.

Back it up

A Dr. J Manifestation 2000-2005
Hit me.

Dr. J

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