The next day, the daughter was riding in the buggy with her boyfriend. The boyfriend said, "My hands are freezing cold." The daughter replied, "Put them between my legs, they'll warm up."
The next day, the boyfriend was again driving in the buggy with the daughter. He said, "My nose is freezing cold." The daughter replied, "Put it between my legs. It will warm up." He did, and his nose warmed up.
The next day, the boyfriend was once again driving with the daughter and he said, "My penis is frozen solid. . ."
The next day, the daughter is driving in the buggy with her mother, and
she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a penis?" The slightly
concerned mother says, "Sure, why do you ask?" The daughter says, "Well,
they make one hell of a mess when they thaw out!"