The Farmer w/3 Daughters
There once was a farmer who was raising 3 daughters on his own. He was very
concerned about their well being and always did his best to watch
out for them. As they entered the late teens the girls dated and on this
particular evening all three of his girls were going out on a date. This was
the first time this had occurred. As was his custom, he would greet the young
suitor at the door holding his shotgun, not to menace or threaten
but merely to ensure that the young man knew who was boss.
The doorbell rang and the first of the boys arrived. Father answered the door
and the lad said " Hi, my name's Joe, I'm here for Flo. We're going to
the show, is she ready to go?" The father looked him over and sent the kids on
their way.
The next lad arrived and said " My name's Eddie, I'm here for Betty, we're gonna get some spaghetti, is she ready?" Father felt this one was ok too,
so off the two kids went.
The final young man arrived and the farmer opened the door.
The boy started off
"Hi, my name's Chuck "..... and the farmer shot him.
Back 2 da other JoKeS. . .
HoMe. . .