~hUmOr~

1. Chaoutzu- I'm a beanie baby experiment gone TERRIBLY wrong!

2. Freeza- *whispers to Captain Ginyu* PSST! Do you have$.35 I could borrow for the tampon machine?
Tapion- *flies over* Did someone say my name?

3. Mr. Popo- *talking to Krillin* Krillin, when Kami leaves, I like to dress up in drag and go a night on the town. But when I do, why does everyone say I look like Jynx from Pokemon?

4. Freeza- No, No, NO! FOR THE LAST TIME! NO I AM NOT MEW'S OTHER KID! NO I AM NOT MEWTWO'S BROTHER! AND NO I DID NOT LEAVE POKEMON FOR DRAGON BALL Z!
Zarbon- But won't you trade your Nidoking card for my Psyduck card?
Freeza- *glares down at Zarbon for a minute and sighs* I guess, Psyduck DOES have those lovely psy. abilities...

5. *Goku goes shopping one day at the mall and soon finds himself at K.B. toy store. He notices a sign that says "Dragon Ball Z action figures this way." He runs over and his mouth drops WIIIIIIIIDE open.*
"OH MY GOD! THEY'VE MADE VEGETA'S ASS TO SMALL!"
*He then looks over and picks up a fat key chain of Trunks and shakes his head*
OH MAN! TRUNKS IS NOT GONNA LIKE THIS!
*he then sees a SSJ Brolli doll*
OH MY GOD!! BROLLI HAS BREASTS?!?!?!
*he then picks a Freeza doll* Aw man... *shruggs and puts it back* oh well...
*he then looks up once again and stumbles backwards in horror with his hands in front of his face* OH NO! MY DOLL IS THE WORST!
*Goku runs away outta the store shouting*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! THERE IS NO GOD!!!!! MAY THE THE OTHERS NEVER FIND OUT ABOUT THIS!!! STUPID HUMANS!!!!!!!! ~ThE EnD~

6. Any Namek- You know when someone says "GO F*** YOURSELF!" we Nameks take it seriously...

~oo0/bAcK tO mAiN\0oo~