I enjoy pleasuring myself frequently throughout the day. I was previously employed with KFC, that didn't work. I got fired for eating too much of the merchandise as well as snuffing an old women that looked like DIONNE WARWICK. My boss Zee "the perv" fired me shortly after that same day. I then called the union and had his ass fired and beaten by a guy that looks like Sammy "The Bull". He is now working for Wendy's as a janitor.

My dad Yankel who is jewish and mom Shantia Janeva Tiwanna who is african american are both hard working people. My dad own's a matza shop in brooklyn and my mom is a stripper at "The Jiggily Inn". My sister Juanita and brother Mortiki are both students at York College. I on the other hand was in special education classes MIS 2. I got more issues than Hustler magazine but that's besides the point. I haven't read a book since 1999 and can barely spell the abc's. I have yellow teeth and my ass smells like burnt flesh. I drink way too much alcohol and smoke 2 packs a day. I love teenage girls 13-16 yrs old and hate nerds. I am a bonefied, dignified lard ass with an appetite for anything I can stuff into my fatass. That's just some of the basics about me for more info click here.