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| Name: Gary Rowe Aliases: Gaaaaary, Typhoid Gary What can be said about Gary?! Gary is pretty much the glue that holds the store together. Without Gary Rowe, all would be lost. Gary can often be found working the broiler, talking about absolutely nothing, eating, giving Corey odd looks, frightening small children, riding his bike, and having chest pains. TRUE Fun-Facts about Gary: 1.) Gary does not like to be asked if he likes pie. 2.) Gary's main hobby is cooking, and enjoys reading cookbooks. 3.) Gary was asked to leave a school playground by a police officer, and Gary called a lawyer the next day to ask what his rights regarding the situation were. 4.) Gary told Corey and Jeff that he though it would be funny to cut a chicken's head off and attach a human head to the chicken's body. |
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| Left: Gary checks over his shoulder to make sure no one is sneaking up on him to ask if he likes Pie. Right: Gary orders food. Below: Artist's conception of what it would look like if someone were to actually attach a human head to a chicken's body. I had my doubts as to the comedic value of such a thing, but the picture changed my mind. |
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