Chris was one of my co-workers at Burger King. Chris made a reputation for himself through his sudden bouts of insanity, often caused by him forgetting to take his ritalin. Chris was constantly setting things on fire, lighting off fireworks in the store, firing a four foot potato gun in the parking lot, running laps around the store shirtless while wearing an apron backwards as a superhero cape, offending customers, and severely injuring himself. Chris was covered in burns from various accidents around the store. Working with him was dangerous, but a lot of fun. Eventually, after pushing the managers to try to see how much abuse they would take before firing him, he was fired during a visit from the local franchise's owner. Chris parked his truck up on the sidewalk when he showed up for work, and refused to move it after the owner demanded that he do so.
I don't see much of Chris anymore, but I'm sure he's setting a fire somewhere right now...
