Jokes
1) 3 men walked into a bar. The
bartender said if you can stay in my basement for a day, I will give you free
beer forever. The first man says easy but walks out 5 minutes later. It's
impossible you gota swarm of flies in there, so the second man tried his luck
but couldn't take no more then 10 minutes. So the third guy goes in and comes
out a day later. The others ask him how he did it, he said I sat in one corner
and pooped in the other.
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2) Two friends named Jimmy and Johnny
were standing at the pearly gates, waiting to be interviewed by St. Peter when
Jimmy asked Johnny how he had got there.
"Hypothermia," he answered. "You?"
"You won't believe it! I was sure my wife was cheating on me, so I came home
from work early one day to catch her. I accused my wife of her unfaithfulness
and searched the entire house looking for the guy without any luck. I felt so
bad about the whole ordeal that I had a heart attack right on the kitchen
floor," replied Jimmy.
"Oh man," Johnny said, " If you had bothered to check the walk-in-freezer, we'd
both be alive!"
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