| QUOTES |
| "Christian! His Parents waited nine months to call him Christian! My parents could have waited nine months to call me Jew!" - Paul Heyman "I don't suffer from Insanity I enjoy every minute of it.." "One of us is thinking about sex.... Ok it's me"- Jerry Lawler (Pat Paterson is removing his shirt) "And remember guys, he's single"- Jim Ross "Do you know who else is hot? My Mom. My mom's HOT!"- Paul Heyman "Do you ever get down on your knees and thank God you know me and have access to my dementia?"- George Costanza "I bent my wookie" - Ralph Wiggum "Crisp and Clean with no caffiene bro"- Kurt angle Jerry Lawler: "Our announce table is wrecked!" "and we're not even Spanish"- Jim Ross "Me fail English? Thats unpossible!" - Ralph Wiggum "You were martyred?" "Thats one of putting it. Another way of putting it would be to say that I was bludgened to death by a huge fucking rock" -Rufus the 13th Apostle (Chris Rock), Dogma "If you dont know where you are going, every road will lead you nowhere.- Henry Kissinger "It's only funny til someone gets hurt... then its hilarious." "The clowns made me do it" "you laugh because i'm different, I laugh because you're all the same." "Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic." "Listen, not a year goes by, not a yearm that I don't hear about some escalatr accidnet involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent -- I don't care which one -- but some parent conditioned him to respect and fear that escalator!"- Brodie, Mallrats "You can observe alot just by watching" Yogi Berra "without courage, wisdom bears no fruit"- Baltasar Gracian |
| Alot of this doesnt have to do with wrestling... but i dont really care. |
| Some of The Wreslting Quotes are from www.themayhem.com |