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| HOW TO TELL YOUR OBSESSED TEAM XtrEMe. |
| 1. Your hair resembles that of a rainbow 2. You walk around all day with your thong showing. *cough* Whore *cough* 3. You try to figure out what Jeff's tattoo is so you can get it. 4. You start telling people your "2XtrEMe".. 5. You have posters of Jeff, Matt, and Lita all over your walls. 6. You watch RAW, you're not quite sure what happened but Jeff was wearing.... 7. You feel the need to jump on anything possible. 8. You start doing the gunz without even realizing it 9. You put their last name after yours ( <3 Caitlin Hardy <3 ) 10. You insist that your from North Carolina 11. You only eat what your they eat. 12. When you find out that's Jeff favorite food is lasgana you beg your Mom to make it for you, and when she says no try to learn to make it yourself. 13. You know more about them than they know about themselves. 14. You decided to just take a "field trip" to Cameron N.C. and "accidentally encounter" Jeff and Matt. 15. You cut up pantyhose and put holes in them and put them on your arms, and wear them everywhere, even in school, despite what your friends think. 16. You start talking with a North Carolina accent without even knowing it. 17. You only wear the "ring gear" your favorite wrestlers wear. 18. Every time your favorite song comes on the radio, you insist that it's your entrance viedo. 19. You celebrate their birthdays with cake and ice cream, even though they aren't there with you. 20. You send them birthday gifts. 21. You start learining everything you can about all the former members of 3-Count because you hear their from North Carolina and you heard Jeff say that 'lil Shannon Moore is his best friend. (awww.) 22. You faint/hyperventalate when you see a really good picture of them. 23. You read the eXtreme Magazine 9876543221 times a day and just stare at Jeff and Matt. 24. When you hear someone say something bad about them, you go Medevil on their asses. 25. You yell out Live for the moment in school, parking lots, movie theatres, Pathmark, and other places. 26. You make your non-wreslting fan friends watch RAW and Smackdown! to see if the Hardyz come on. 27. You buy the DVD, the magazines, the T-Shirts, and tell your friends to give you Hardyz Merchandise for your birthday. (My Birthday is February 16th *wink wink*) 28. You tell everyone your best friends are Shannon Moore and Shane Helms. 29. You insist that George Washington is on the $1 bill so Lita doesn't feel stupid. 30. You buy every color of Manic Panic so you can be like Jeff. 31. You walk like you're bow-legged so Matt doesn't look out of place. 32. You build a volcano in your front lawn. 33. You start calling people you dislike the Dudleys Boys and attempt to put them through tables. 34. You carry a steel chair with you everywhere, just in case. 35. When You're assigned to make a pinata in Spanish class, you make a monkey, decorate purple and green, give it Hardyz clothes, name it Jeffro, and treat him like a baby. (pictures coming soon, sorry for my insanity) 36. You make a website deciated to them and spend all of your freetime on it. 37. You beg your parents to let you go to a house show to see Matt and JEff. |
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