My Quote Collection
This is a part of my site that I have just thrown together. It is my collection of quotes. Sure, I could collect something like stamps, or rocks, but I seem to like quotes and proverbs. I don't know why. Anyway, Here they are in list form.
Obedience brings victory, and victory is life
~Unknown
Whoever said nothing's impossible never tried to slam a revolving door.
~Unknown
People who claim they don't let little things bother them have never slept in a room with a single mosquito.
~Unknown
You can never be sure how many beers you had last night.
~The Heineken Company
A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
~Unknown
The strong are strongest alone.
~Tyrant of Badab
Death is not everything.
It is more cruel not to be able to die.
~Nosferatu
Do or do not, there is no try.
~Yoda
If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer.
~Ace Ventura
Every man dies. Not every man really lives.
~Braveheart
Time is a luxery you don't have.
~The Wrath of Khan
The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success.
~Tomorrow Never Dies
Did you know that "if" is the middle word in life?
~Apocalypse Now
The things you own end up owning you.
It's only after you've lost everything that you are free to do anything.
~Tyler Durden
Why yes -- a bulletproof vest.
~James Rodges, murderer, on his final request before the firing squad
Subtlety is the art of saying what you think and getting out of
the way before it is understood
~Unknown
What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the
unfit, to do the unnecessary.
~Richard Harkness
When cryptography is outlawed, bayl bhgynjf jvyy unir cevinpl.
(only outlaws will have privacy)
~Unknown
Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else.
~Unknown
A witty saying proves nothing.
~Voltaire
Quoting: the act of repeating erroneously the words of another.
~Ambrose Bierce
Of course you found it in the last place you looked. If you
hadn't found it you'd still be looking
~Unknown
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
~Unknown
A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
~Unknown
Mr. Churchill, you're drunk!
Yes, and you, Madam, are ugly. But tomorrow, I shall be sober.
~Lady Astor and Winston Churchill
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
~Unknown
Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put.
~Winston Churchill (to his editor)
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of "smart."
~Unknown
All I want is a kind word, a warm bed and unlimited power.
~Unknown
These are my principles. If you don't like them.. I have others!
~Groucho Marx
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
~Nick Featherman
Trying is the first step towards failure.
~Homer Simpson
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
~Unknown
War brings sorrow... but we must fight to keep our loved ones from sorrow..."
~Quatre R. Winner
"Peace is nothing but a result of war..."
~Heero Yuy
