Some Children's Books You'll Never
See
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"You Were an Accident"
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"Strangers Have the Best Candy"
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"The Little Sissy Who Snitched"
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"Some Kittens Can Fly!"
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"How to Dress Sexy for Grownups"
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"Getting More Chocolate on Your Face"
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"Where Would You Like to Be Buried?"
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"Katy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her"
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"The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North
Ameri-Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!"
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"All Dogs Go to Hell"
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"The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking"
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"When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer They Say God Did It"
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"Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia"
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"What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?"
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"Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?"
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"Bi-Curious George"
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"Daddy Drinks Because You Cry"
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"Mister Policeman Eats His Service Revolver"
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"You Are Different and That's Bad"
Uploaded 7/4/00
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