These are actual lines from country western songs that have made the Billborad Top 10, at one time or another.
 

• Do You Love As Good As You Look?
• Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed
• Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
• Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
• Here's A Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares
• How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
• How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life?
• I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
• I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
• I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me
• I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart.
• I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
• I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!
• I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
• I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life
• I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised
• I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your Welfare Line
• If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
• If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low
• If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You
• If The Phone Don't Ring, Baby, You'll Know It's Me
• If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will
• If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?
• Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
• My Every Day Silver Is Plastic
• My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus
• My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart
• My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
• Oh, I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through You
• She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft She Got The Ring