The best of the worst country
western titles.
These are actual lines from country western songs that have made the
Billborad Top 10, at one time or another.
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Do You Love As Good As You Look?
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Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed
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Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
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Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
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Here's A Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares
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How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
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How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You When You Know I've Been A
Liar All My Life?
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I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
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I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
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I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me
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I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart.
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I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
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I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!
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I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
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I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life
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I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised
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I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your Welfare Line
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If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
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If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low
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If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You
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If The Phone Don't Ring, Baby, You'll Know It's Me
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If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will
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If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?
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Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
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My Every Day Silver Is Plastic
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My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus
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My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking
My Heart
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My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
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Oh, I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But
Baby I Can See Through You
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She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft She Got The Ring
Uploaded 7/4/00
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