At the same time, we were taking mass transfer, our first encounter with Dr. Harsh.

During this time I actually took the time and effort to think up some lame puns using his name.

I apologize in advance for those of you who lack my warped sense of humor.

So, without further ado, here is my list of "Top Ten" Harsh jokes that I've been able to come up with.

10.) That exam over mass transfer coeffiecients was a HARSH test.

9.) Ask Jason Tipton:� taking thermo and mass transfer at the same time makes for a HARSH quarter.� (Dr. H. was teaching both that quarter).

8.) My homework is covered in red.� Joe sure is a HARSH grader.� (Joe was our TA :)

7.) Mass transfer in the summer heat makes for HARSH weather.

6.) Taking heat effects into account when studying a packed column makes for a HARSH project.

5.) What kind of potato does Dave eat for breakfast?� HARSH browns.

4.) When Jeff and Liz kept talking during lecture, the professor got a HARSH look on his face.

3.) A professor in chemical engineering is a HARSH way to make a living.

2.) What do student's snack on when studying mass transfer?� HARSHmellow-krispie treats.

and the number one HARSH joke...

1.) Listening to Jeff's stupid jokes is a HARSH punishment.