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| THE SHARK AND TIGER'S GROUPIE |
| Greg Norman picks up a groupie at a golf day and they retire to his motel room for a quickie.When they finish,greg picks up the phone."Fancy some champagne and strawberries?" he asks. "Tiger Woods wouldnt stop at just one root!!"screams the moll ,so Greg has another go and strolls back to the phone. But the groupie pips up again."Hey!Tiger wouldnt stop after only 2 goes!" So Greg jumps on again and gets another load away,then rolls off and for the third picks up the phone. "Surely not ringing room service after just 3 times?"scoffs the groupie. "NO!'replies Greg."Im ringing Tiger woods to find out what par this is for the bloddy hole!" |