We Wish You a Merry Garble

Copyright 2007 by Jeff Suzuki

This one emerged during the Christmas season, where for some reason I added the line “We'll keep changing tune and tempo...” to We Wish You a Merry Christmas. The music begins with We Wish You a Merry Christmas, then changes as indicated. Except for the final verse, the music is the opening stanza of the song indicated. If you sing this at a party, I can't guarantee your safety...

We wish you a merry Christmas (x 3)
And a happy new year.

Now bring us a figgy pudding (x 3)
And bright it right out.

We won't stop until we get some
We'll keep changing tune and tempo

To Silent Night:
We won't stop

To Away in a Manger:
Until we get some

To Jingle Bells:
So bring it out right now.

To Good King Wenceslas:
We won't stop until we get

To Joy to the World:
Some.  We won't stop

To Auld Lang Syne:
Until we get some

To Rudolf, the Red Nosed Reindeer:
We won't stop until

To Frosty, the Snowman:
We get some so

To the “Five Gold Rings” of Twelve Days:
Bring it right now!

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