Communist at heart, Jamie's proudest moment is when he discovered the original copy of the bible in his atic but in a tragic mix up ate it thinking it to be a paticularly tastey rice cake. Second proudest moment is when he "met" Thom Yorke. lead singer of Radiohead, if you buy him a toffeecrisp or similar confectionary he will show you his signed wallet. Once he was romoured to be dating Britney Spears but issued this statement;
"Na, man you got me all figured out wrong , yeah, there is only one foxy blond bombshell for me." (possibly talking about Zac from Hanson)
Jamie is known as "fastfinger" to his mates in the Underground London Hip Hop scene, not because of his ludicrously fast finger for which he is famously been known to mix at a "judge Jules" velocity in the ministry of Sound but because of his inpatients at traffic .lights, blindly believing that the faster you push the button the sooner the traffic will stop. .In Vietnam the grease from his armpits was sucessfully used to lubricate the supply hatch of his All terrain vehicle, allowing him and other members of his squad to feast upon the previoisly trapped Kit Kats. (four finger mind you)
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