Jeffrey, the fair creator of this website is a self-confessed Blur fanatic and rather sadly believes that The Ninties "Won't stop a'rockin" until Blur split up which we all hope is very far from now. If you can't find him down in his room listening to Blur then he is probably viewing a the construction of an automobile through some binocluars in Slough. (very probably listening to Blur on a personal stereo) He collects money and was the second person ever to dislodge a 20p piece from a disowned drainpipe, the first being John Lennon back in 1969. Jeff has been never been known to let photographs be taken of himself without his trusty top hat and black cat, called Carolyn who usually can be found wailing atop a milk crate for world peace before, rather ironically killing a mouse baring an uncanny resemblance to Graham Coxon or Taff.
Jeff's favourite household object is the bucket "It is just so damn useful" says the singing star of many, many famous plays.
Jeff nearly met the grim image of death when he saved a bunch of starving orphans from a gang of skinheads, they produced a 9" machette but he drew a weapon even more deadly, his razor sharp wit.
Needless to say he was injured in several bodily areas (no, not there thank God) receiving lacerations to his hands, he will show them to you if you act vaguely interested and are a pretty girl.
After readign the site he has now realised that is one the whole a load of crap and will now be replaced shortly with something worthwhile, the only good thing on this site was removed by threat a long time ago. |
