It's Hazel!
The gorgous Hazel loved by some fancied by al1! She is bestest buds with Karen and owns a cool pair of cordroy trousers. She knows about the dangers of nuclear war, but spends too much time drinking to take direct action she instead just adds  mild references to them in her monthly anti-feminism newsletter which she co-writes with singing starlet, Madonna.
Known for her love of Geogrpahy and history she can regualry be found in the library studying last years  Vogue and Cosmopoliton, laughing at all the girls with trousers on. Also every year she judges the world's sexiest beard compotition held in Slough where she fondles all the beards relentlessly and gives her expert opinion. Last years winner was Alan Higgins from Fishguard with his Hazel-pleasing combonation of moustache, goatie and VERY LARGE SIDEBURNS. She has a very famous finger, it is actually the finger that poked out king Harold's eye AND was the main actor in the hit BBC 2 chiildren's programme, Fingermouse.
She just loves cordroy, " I jus' luv it, if I had ma' way everythin' would be made outta cordroy, even ma' knikies!"
remarked the girl who sold the world.
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