Evil Ellie can usually be found residing in the council flat of darkness, atop a gloomy mountain where she concocts many potions and spells with her magic powers bestowed to her by Paul Danials. She is mortally afraid of only two things, crucixes and the Sharp EL-506R Advanced scientific calculator "It's the revelutionary solar cell that noraml scientific calculators don't have, it scares the crap out of me! I wish they would all go away and leave me alone." shouted the author from the barrel she was currently hiding in.
She has an abnormally low tolerance to alcohol, "Half a shandy and I'm anyones!", which unfortunate seeing as she spends 78% of her time drunk or recovering from being drunk.
Unfortunatly there are currently no known photographs of Ellie known to exist, although there is talk of the elusive "bench" photo that I am in the process of purchasing. If you are desperate to see a picture of Ellie you can find a drawing of her above the third urinal in the men's room of the Pheasant and Firkin Pub in Bangor, I have seen it myself and can say with a certain degree of confidence that I was amazed at how the unknown artist mangaged to bring out her rosy cheeks with only the aid of a black crayon. |
