here are the crazy crackers from 1114 again, obviously intoxicated. we have a lot of fun, although we have no idea what the other is ever saying. a year long communication problem makes for a lot of laughs ouch! Fred proved to be pretty poor behind the wheel in a little spring break mishap. Despite the bloody appearance, thierry's goofy grin indicates that he's alright

this one's cool because craig, me, krisi, and derek (all high school classmates) each have a parent who also graduated together. pretty wild when you think about it. Derek and I during our brief stint in Desert Storm. We were called in for some highly classified special ops. Spanish club! I love it. We're supposed to be whistling with our fingers like some kickass spanish song playing in the background but apparently Craig will have no part of our shenanigans.

pretty strange one, I'm not sure what the story is here. it makes it look like I have a stud in my tongue though! every picture in this room seems to be from the same angle. Case in point, here are the cool guys wearin' sunglasses indoors. The ladies man in the middle wearing my awesome russian hat is the one and only chrissy. Art! Proving once again that he is the man, art receives yet another lap dance. Pro bono

some beautiful iowa products and good friends of mine (lucky me): amber, krisi, and kelly. krisi and kelly would have you believe they're twins but I'm not buying it. are they awesome or what? Jefe protecting his Ambie….

derek, me, and craig pausing at the drive thru on our big road trip down south. craig seems pretty sure of what he wants. we'd be lost without him. D & I showing off our award winning Halloween costumes back in '96. We struck fear in the hearts of everyone that year. And that's me with Buddy. Dogs are way cooler than humans.

I love these two 'cause they provide the scenery I want to live in someday. a great view of snow capped mountains in the backyard and palm trees in the front! I might have trouble finding this place

while that is nice scenery, I thought I'd finish this page up with my favorite type of scenery! it's still bullshit that I didn't win this thing though….

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