The Top Ten Most Inappropriate Things Maximus Has Put on the Guestbook:
or Reasons Why Max Should Be Banned From Posting Anything Ever Again

10.
First Name : M. Diddy (Max)
Comments : Yo Jake-nizzle. I ain't talking no shiz-nizzle 'bout 'cho fizzle. Y'all betta git 'choself out mah greel, dawg. Yo, peace out!

9.
First Name : Max
Comments : Wiggers -- go figure.
More Comments : I am proud to say that I cannot dance and I have a small manly-thing. (That's a nice euphamism for it.)

8.
First Name : Max
More Comments : I'm gonna go listen to Dashboard and cry myself to sleep. If my parents find me dead in my room with my wrists slit, just know it's because of all you ridiculing meanies! Nah, I'm just kidding. I don't have any sharp things in my room.

7.
First Name : Max,as in the guy in Playground Legends
More Comments : Hey, I need a date for homecoming. If you know me, or want to know me, talk to Mike, and he can give you my e-mail address. My picture's on the site, if you wanna see this steaming kettle of hottness. I like punk rock, girls, and women.

6.
First Name : Max
More Comments : Mike, I know a funny thing to film. We smear shaving cream all over Brandons face while hes sleeping, like they did in the second Mighty Ducks movie! Hahahahaha

5.
First Name : Max
More Comments : ITS ALMOST CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
More Comments : YIPPEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4.
First Name : Max
More Comments : Jessica, I think youre a hottie, and I know Im not wrong. Ask Mike for my number!!!

3.
First Name : Max
More Comments : Its Christmas! Yay for everybody! Im gonna bust out with some Christmas carols...DECK THE HALLS WITH BOUGHS OF HOLLY...
More Comments : FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!!!!!!!!!!!! Ho ho ho everyone!

2.
First Name : Max
More Comments : Steebs, I'll make love with you. I like it wild, too. I like to do it in giant swimming pools filled with green Jell-O. The Jell-O makes a nice, light dessert for after the passion subsides. Plus, you can do stuff in Jell-O you never thought possible. We'

1.
First Name : Max
More Comments : Gee, my guestbook entry is here. But whose SHOULD be here?!?!?!? Hmm...I wonder...AIMEE LONG!!!! Youre in big trouble, girl! I may just have to spank you

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