"bling bling"

who? "Cash Money" Tom Callow

why? Why not?!?

influences: Fat Albert, Spiderman, all the crazy LTJ stage antics, Captain Chesapeake, Bam Margera, all the Cash Money Millionaires, the guy that says "evil is the job", Johnny Knoxville, Gohan(when he's all badass when he's fighting cell, none of that pansy little kid gohan crap), Stone Cold Steve Austin, Link 80, Mike Bart, The Enchanted Taco, Girl I Wanna Get To Know You In The Biblical Sense, Operation Ivy, The guy from police academy who makes all the beeping noises and stuff, Pizza The Hutt, Dark Helmet, Megatron, Shen Long, Chop Chop Master Onion, The soundtrack from transformers the movie, the super magical bench seat, Jerry Ta, and regulate.

likes: music(ska, punk, hardcore, hip hop, trance, reggae, wesley willis), philosophy, wrestling, neon gen., eating, dbz, rapping, ice, ladies, peels, gundam, parappa the rapper, gangsta ska, those cool thumbholes you make for hoodies.

dislikes: playa haters, the feds, and the russian dude from rocky IV who killed apollo creed.

billie jean is not tom's lover