Just...Don't look too closely at the tree...
You will quickly realize that my family is heavy on the wholesome holiday spirit (FOOD), and VERY, VERY light on the holiday decor aspect of Christmas.
Exhibit 1: Where do we get these decorations. This "ornament" is some kind of a bride and groom decapitated head kissing, and in Chinese it says "safety while driving." Um...well thanks, but who is going to be driving our tree?
Exhibit2: This is very interesting...I'm not sure if you have "RUNZA" where you're from, but it's basically just a fast food mexican restaurant in Omaha. Anyway, their mascots are dinosaurs. They give you Runza Dino plush keychains with their happy meals. Somehow, we integrated it into a Christmas ornament.
Exhibit 3: Let's make this star ORNAMENT, the star atop the tree. All we need is masking tape. (Note: See how the tape is sagging? It fell within 2 days)