Click on the picture to see it full sized.  As usual, Jed's comments are in purple, and Phil's are in green.  When our opinions severely differ, a compromise will appear in white.

Ben has pretty much ceased to amaze me with his antics, but they're still as funny as ever.  He showed up at Cody's place with his girlfriend, wearing HER clothing.  We are tolerant friends, so we didn't beat him.
Ben hasn't ceased to amaze me yet.  The thing is, just when you're used to him dressing in drag, he shows up like this - no underwear.

"EEEEEEAARRRCCCHH!" Ben squeals!  You too can make this noise!  Make the face Ben is wearing, close up your vocal chords, and suck in real loud!  Chicks dig it!
How do you think I got MY girlfriend?  Scream like a pterydactl!

Ooooh pretty scary Cody!  I've seen scarrier looking babies, and I'm not kidding.  Ok ok I TOLD him to make a scary face, it's not his fault.  I blame society.
Cody is a nice man, he's not capable of being scary.. except to girls when he's drunk... they have to run or be raped. 

Chi was rich in grade 9 and wouldn't even give me a quarter.  I still like him though.  Here he is ripping the backbone from a child.
Actually he's just takin' a dump.
Chi is defacating on a child.

I wish our camera had better zoom, but this guy was trying to get his chopsticks to work for over an hour.  He was holding them about half an inch from the bottom, and of course it just wasn't working.  I went back a week later and he was still there, starving, trying to get some food in to his mouth.
I like green.

When Seiji gets horny, there's no stopping him.  He does as he pleases, no matter how much you plead otherwise.   Ladies, he's available!
It might not look like it, but Ben is really enjoying this.  I know, Chris has fucked me through the back of the skull and it's damn good!

Jared gets down and boogies in the kitchen at one of his parties.  Not much more I can say.  I wish he did this more often.
I'm pretty sure Jared was either posessed or doing some sort of mystical ritual dance.  Jared does not 'boogie'.
Jared is intoxicated and more than likely slipping in his own semen.

Clara normally behaves herself, but Steve puts the "lick your own nipple hold" on her, and she subconciously complies!
Just because I'm staring sidelong at her boobs and grinning doesn't mean I thought this was right.  Sexual harrasment is a crime!  Steve has since gone to prison.

Calder said "You gotta see my desktop!" one day, and sends me this.  I have never seen anything so gay and Japanese looking, I absolutely love it.
Speaking of gay and Japanese looking, where's Chris these days?  Oh yeah, working at the gay Safeway.  Funny that.

No no, this is normal.  Cooks sleep on prep counters ALL THE TIME!
This is why I eat at Moxie's... the unsanitary food preperation.  Everything tastes better when it's got hair and sweat in it.  Yum yum.  :)

I don't know.  I really honestly don't know.
Red Bull makes you a wierd punk.

This is the face of a girl who atleast 3 of my friends fantasize about having sex with.  Don't ask me.
Danielle is funny.  Ben turned her into a little girly version of him.  He did this with a machine of his own design, which when placed on the head of a naive, trusting young girl, turns them into a carbon copy of any man you program in.  It's almost sad, but really funny.

Darren is seen here drunk, as usual.  He can drink over a hundred cans of beer a day.
Aluminum and all.

Dayle's floating head looks mockingly at the other floating heads accross the room.
Another victim of Ben's machine, Dayle has been convinced she's Trent Reznor, of Nine Inch Nails.  Here she can be seen drinking pig's blood at a devil-worship party.

This is what happens if you flash a camera light at a really fat lazy assed cat one time too many.
...Times.  The word you're looking for is times.

And this is the face of a cat who's been squeezed too hard.
This cat weighs like 30 lbs.  It's really gross.

We take pictures of stupid license plates while yelling "Oh my God, I'm so jealous, why didn't I get that plate before it was taken." 
Then the redneck in the truck's passenger seat pulls out a rifle and starts blasting, luckily Jed and I are both well trained stunt drivers, and evading bullets isn't so tough.

My celebrity photographs never turn out.  This guy looked like the Jonovision guy, but not so much in the picture.  Forget it.
*I* still think this guy looks exactly like Jonovision.  Go get 'em, Jono.

I call it "Shoe and Dog".  Prints available for $24.99 (frame not included).  Only 100 available!
This is one of a line of "Shoes and Things" pics.  I can think of dog and shoe, cat and shoe, other cat and shoe, tire and shoe, and shoe and shoe.  There might be more, I don't remember.  Get em while they're hot.

Yes, (Not actually gay) Geoff is shining a flashlight in to his eye.  So what?  Like you've never done it.
Oh man.  Doing this wrecked all of our vision all night long.  Then we played hide and seek in the park until the cops found us.  I'll tell ya, when the cops find a bunch of twenty year olds giggling in the bushes with one little pupil and one pupil the size of a quarter.. they're not overly kind.

Unfortunately, if you look on the far right in this picture, the light got STUCK in Geoff's eye.  And on the left, I have highlighted Chris' face, because his Chinese side comes out at night time, even though he has no Chinese in him.
But he'd like some, so if you're a gay Chinese man, look no further.

Jared knows kung-fu, so back off!
Jared learned kung-fu from old Green Lantern comic books.  He studied the pictures of Kato intensly, and now does a deadly looking immitation.

I managed to sneak up on Jared during a midnight stalking session of his, where he searches for kittens and eats them.  I had to run real fast.
I wasn't there.. I was trying to scare off the kittens.  Jared later ran me over with his car for the effort.  It sucked.

Phil likes to pee on things!  Even TREES!  Weird!
Check out the corner of my car!  Shiny!

Another stupid licence plate.  What the hell does that mean?  Lord only knows.
It means: "I have more money than brains, and nuts growing out of my forehead."

Chan was working as a waitress at a cocktail baa-aaar.... no wait, he owns a Chinese food restaurant down town.  I haven't seen him since this picture was taken.  I miss good ol' Chan.
Jed went crazy when he touched Chan and the force ran through his body.  It didn't really come out until about 3 Saturdays ago though, now he's clinically insane.

Here we see Seiji has just finished scolding me.  I think I accidentally macked his girl or something.  I felt pretty bad.
I just wanted a picture of the French's Mustard.  French's - North America's favourite mustard.

Still from the night Ben showed up at Cody's in women's clothing.  He's removed the shirt now.  My brother Justin (right) seems to be trying to sneak a peak of Ben's panties.
Note the mystical smoke.  That was coming from the camera, which couldn't contain the perversion coming off of Ben very well.

Yet another stupid license plate!  Pretty crazy!  Sure is!
AAAAAHHHHHH!!!  HOOOBLEEEOOOBLEEEOOOBLLEEEEEBAHAHAHAHHAAAA!!!

JC & Ricky.  This picture is priceless.
Jed took this because JC is black, and sometimes we forget what black people look like.  Or at least that's why JC said he took it.

We're at Cody's house.  Phil is wearing rubber pants and looking sexy.  I have no way of proving I'm wearing any clothes.  There is a 50+ porno mag on the table.  NOTHING WAS GOING ON!
Uhmm... no comment.

Phil is a transformer.
Actually I'm a chinese contortionist.  I got kicked out of Sydney 2000 for using illegal muscle relaxants.  Stupid Australian bastards.  Don't they know the Chinese government is going to kill me for my failure?
Phil is a Chinese contortionist Autobot named Bastard.

Here's another great picture.  JT (left) always looks like this in pictures.  Always always.  Justin likes to drink a lot.  I think they later got it on on the back of a snowmobile.
Okay, Justin on the right most assuredly has his hand up JT's ass.  How else could you explain that look?

Once again, a seperation of the darkness using DIGITAL ENHANCING TECHNOLOGY has proven that Seiji is indeed Chinese when he's in the dark.  I have no idea where his Japanese side goes.
It goes hunting.

Sean is still a muppet!
And he still likes boys!

This is a really strange picture.  Robb is still learning English, and gets the words "Smile" and "Lick Jed's ear" mixed up easily.
Also he's gay, and lusts for Jed.  But that has nothing to do with this picture.. they had just had sex after all.

Phil is fucking crazy man!  Don't mess with him!  Don't even look at him!  I mean it man!
Yeah!  Or I'll like, laugh and point and shit!

A scientific experiment to see if g-forces created on a swing could force the devil from Phil's body was only partially successful.  Man, you should've heard the demonic screams echoing in my head and sapping my soul!  It was fun!
It WAS fun, I like the dark side. >:)

I don't think this is really Phil.
Yes it is.  I was up for like 30 very busy hours prior to taking this, and all I wanted in the world was a cheeseburger, but do you think they serve those for breakfast at my house?  FUCK NO!  WE SERVE FUCKING CEREAL!  CEREAL!  FUCKING CEREAL!!!
Phil is hungry and tired and hates fucking cereal, but this isn't him.

Shaun is crazy!  He is the best at making Jared angry.  He is also good at drinking beer, and talking about how much he hates his job.
He also enjoys torturing himself.  Don't ask.

I love the look on Phil's face here.  I just love it.  As you can see, Jason (second from right) is considering leaving his girlfriend and chasing after Ben.
Sometimes, even I go crazy for a little while.

The two days Moxie's was ran by a temporary Mexican manager were pure hell.
I liked it.  They imported Mexican water and meat and everything.  I had a grissle burger and disease juice.  Mmm-mm good.

Sheldon is too fast for technology!  PHEER HIS TEKNEEK!
Sheldon just got a job as a commercial jet.  He's rich now, and can buy all the hentai he needs.  (Alot)

Kristen realized her folly in running around the park topless when the BOOB GRABBING, RAVING MUTANT GOPHER OF BRINEY DEEP ATTACKED!
Ben does look like a gopher here.  No joke.

I envy Lous because of this picture.  He'll be able to show it to his children when they ask their daddy "What was new years 2000 like?"
And he'll say "I don't know kids.  All I have is this picture, which proves that on New Year's 2000.. your daddy was high on a pound of grass."

The look on Mike's face in this picture is beyond words.
SATAN!

GNAK!  I HAVE TEETH!
When Mike gets drunk, Mike gets rat-like!

We managed to escape this time, but the aliens will be back eventually.
It's a damn good thing Jed warned me just before they came through the window, as you can see I had no idea what I was in for.

What is this picture?  Why it's a llama in a truck of course!  Stupid ass!
Can you see the reflection of me driving?  Well look beyond it and you'll see the glowing orange eyes of the llama from hell.  It's worth the effort.