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Jed & Phil - Phil and I have been "together" since the beginning of grade 7, which was in late 1991. Here we are, just cruisin'.
Despite appearances, I wasn't aware he was about to take this picture... my sullen face is not intentional.
Phil - Phil takes his ice cream eating seriously.
This, on the other hand.. was. :)
Jed & Cody - I've known Cody for under a year, but it feels like longer. He plays catch with me and stuff. He's in a band who's music I quite enjoy.
Cody's the man, the first time I met him I had to help push his broken down car off of 10th street where he'd left it right in the way of rush hour traffic. Nobody said he's bright.
Cody - Here's Cody by himself. He sure likes cereal.
He also likes masturbating, but I wasn't supposed to go there.
Cody - What better time to take a nap than after breakfast?
Cody only sleeps like 4 hours a day all told, and he does it in little increments. He only survives because of the steroids.. but that's another thing I wasn't supposed to mention about him. My bad.
Ben & Kristen - I've known Ben on and off since 1995. Him and I are both crazy. Ben's one of the finest guitar players you'll ever have the pleasure of listening to.
Ben is indeed a fine guitar player, and his hair is a rainbow of fruit flavours. In this picture it's pineapple.
Ben, (Gay) Geoff, & Kristen - A strange group indeed.
And in this picture it's cherry. Geoff and Kristen are strangely close for a nympho girl and a gay boy. So close it's almost like he's not gay at all and lusts for her. Oh wait, it's not 'like that' at all... that's actually the case!
(Garden Gnome) Geoff - I met Geoff around 3 years ago or so. He's an intelligent and interesting man. He's currently working in Victoria. He turned me on to Scrabble, and I miss playing with him.
Geoff is a walking encyclopedia, and he cheats at Scrabble.
Geoff & Robb (Nobb) - This is one of many reasons I don't like going camping with these guys. Sheer drunken weirdness. I've known Nobb since August 1995. We've had our ups and downs, but he's always a good time and a good friend.
Nobb's a good guy until he's loaded, then he can be hard to tolerate unless you're drunk too in which case you'll find his stupidity charming.
Christina - I've only met Christina a couple times, but we talk on ICQ once in awhile. She's moved away to go to school.
Christina doesn't like me, I'm not sure why.. but I know it had nothing to do with this outing in which we all had iced cream at DQ. I was positively charming that day.
Glen & Sydney - I don't know these two that well, but I see them at Denny's about once every 6 months or so. Glen's funny and Sydney's sketchy.
This is closet gay guy and bitch. Closet gay guy is indeed really funny, he's one of those 'burn you about your lack of fashion sense every five seconds' kind of gay guys, and he flames bitch constantly, which is good because she's a bitch.
Dinou (Noodle) - A dancer with a cool French name. I've worked with her on and off since 1995. She recently left Moxie's and I miss her already. I always hoped she'd ditch her fiance and run away with me.
I hoped that too, because Dinou would whip Jed into shape so fast...
Dinou & Rick - Rick was working at Moxie's as assistant kitchen manager, but then he left the country. This is funny, because I trained him as a dish washer so many years ago.
Yeah, uhm... stuff.
Jared (Bobo) - I've known Jared since late 1995 if I remember correctly. I know the picture is cut off but I just like it because it makes him look sneaky. Jared's fun.
Jed met a whole whack of people in 95 it seems. I've known Jared for just as long or maybe a little longer.. he's a real basket case, and he promises one day he will kill us all.
Jared - The elusive Jared is caught on film, hibernating at Denny's.
Right after this was taken the elusive Jared woke up and threatened our deaths yet again.
Dave - Dave's a guy at moxie's I work with. He's sometimes pompous and irritating, but he's a good kid.
Dave looks like a lesbian.
Jordan (Morgak), Anne-Elise, & That Guy - More people I work with. I've known Jordan since he was a busser, and now he's a supervisor. Anne-Elise I don't know very well, but I can tell she has a good heart. I can't remember the other guy's name, he's gone now anyway.
Good thing I don't work, or there'd be boring pictures of MY coworkers too. ;)
Leanne - Leanne's the one in the middle. She's "the Australian girl" that works at Denny's. To her left is "Slut" as Phil has tentitavely named her, which isn't nice, but I can't claim it's not true since I don't know her. The other guy is drunk.
Actually I named her 'Drunken Slut'. My reasons are obvious. Leanne is fun, the other guy is a homosexual named Francis who frequents the fruitloop and goes for 25$ a blow.
Keith - I met Keith at Edworthy park when I was almost 16 (late '95). He was with Darren, who I thought wanted to kill me, so I shrieked for Duaine and ran away. Duaine is Phil's cousin and an old friend of mine.
One time I was a passenger in Duaine's truck and it was winter and he went into a parking lot and did donuts and I couldn't imagine anything more fun. I think I was 11 at the time. He always taught me fun driving games, like push the shopping cart and GAS! .... BREAK!!
Elin - I've never met this girl because she lives in Sweden, which you can probably tell from looking at her. I'm taking her out for dinner in December apperantly.
Jed's gonna get some.. huh huh huh-huh-huh...
Mark (Lous) - I met Mark in late 1995 when I was 16. Him and I hit it off immediate and had a strange connection going. We don't see as much of eachother as we used to, as we're both busy with running our lives, but I have a lot of fond memories and I know there are more good times to come.
Mark's in Stampede Showband, one of the world's best marching bands. He knows everything there is to know about music.. but he's never put a flute up his pussy.
Mark & Bryan - I really like this picture. These two are fairly good chess players, but I always throw Mark off when I play him because of my unorthadox style (I have no idea what the hell I'm doing).
Reminds me of when Mark beat me at Scrabble despite not knowing what the hell HE was doing. He's been running from me ever since, for fear of a rematch.
Krista - This is Marks sister. I'm going to marry Krista one day. I don't think she knows this though, so don't tell her.
Krista, run like hell. Being that I like Jed more than you this is the best warning I can give, but I know his wife will suffer greatly so just run.
Sheldon - We met at a coffee shop 3 years ago or so. Since that time we've become really good friends. I like his cologne.
Sheldon is a master of the nunchuku. Seriously. I've seen him at tourneys and shit, he's scary. At the same time he's incredibly sensitive and a beautiful man... and girls... he's SINGLE!!!
Tara & I Forget - Mike and I met Tara and the other lady who's name I forget one fateful night at Denny's some 2 years ago. I spent a lot of time talking with Tara when we both worked at Market Mall. She has this strange serenity about her (except when she's drunk, then she's really loud).
These Lesbians really annoyed me and Chris. Jed liked 'em fine though.
Michelle & Jeremy - Michelle I never got to know too well before she got fired, but she seemed nice enough, except she went crazy at times. Jeremy helps make work fun, and I can't help but smile every time I see him. He's crazy.
I like Jeremy too, if we come into the resteraunt we get Jed to serve us even if he's bussing, and Jeremy always asks if we want him to make the gay busboy leave us alone. Funny stuff!
Jeremy - Jeremy takes a well deserved break here after goofing off for 4 hours.
If you mix a 1000 year old dead tree branch, saltpeter and an old man's special powder, you can blow up Zhou Yu's channel and get across to Main Tze Gaut fortress where you will fight the master tactician himself.
Stu - This picture is here instead of the Funny Pictures section because this is what Stu's all about. He is clever and sneaky, and always finds a way to embarass me infront of attractive women, and I'm very hard to embarass. Stu is also the king of revenge. I'm probably going to get it good for posting this picture.
Baseball fever, catch it.
Lindsay (right) - I fell in love with her for a short time, as I tend to do. We don't really talk anymore. Nice dress though.
Yes. I went crazy on Lindsay a little while ago because she's snobbish and she hasn't spoken to me since. That's not a bad thing, necessarily.
Sam - I've only met Sam a few times, but she has very interesting perspectives on life and its works, and I enjoy seeing her when I do.
I find Sam to be fairly stuck up. I don't think she likes us lower life forms who don't attend university.
Fabienne - Fabienne gets this look in her eyes sometimes that reminds me of my x-girlfriend Ilaria, but I don't think Fabienne is capable of high powered Italian anger, so I don't know what it is. She's fun to work with.
*I*laria!? I thought it was *A*laria!! I've been making an ass of myself!!
Ara - Ara can usually be found hanging out with Sheldon or Calder. He has a quirky sense of humour, and is big and tough.
Ara's cool because he's been a giant bearded man since he was 13 or some shit. I like when him and Mike Roth are around each other, and Ara bugs Mike about being little. It's funny.
Crystal - I met Crystal in mid 1996 or so I believe. We used to talk quite a bit, but we've drifted appart.
Lu Bu has a strength that cannot be matched, but he is untrustworthy.
Ryan & Rambo (Fag) - Ryan gets pissed off easy so I'm gonna ignore him. Rambo's a great dog. As a warning, you can only call him "Fag" if Steve says so. Ryan's odd. The last time I saw him he threatened to kill me if I spilled water on him. When I asked how he'd kill me he said with an elbow to the face. I laughed because unless you're a shotokan monk or something that's ridiculous but afterwards I realized he was trying to be threatening.. I think... and in my condition I shouldn't be laughing at anyone's threats. Even if they are the kind of people who threaten to kill a cripple for spilling WATER on them.
