Ah, the colossal colon
One day in the mall, we happened upon a special traveling exhibit called the colossal colon. It is a large colon-shaped tube to crawl through in order to educate people about colon-related diseases.
Having broken through the intestinal wall, Caroline and I have become hernias.
The thing in the red suit is a polyp. She is responsible for most colonic diseases and, if treated early, is entirely preventable. She probably hates her job.
By exiting the colon, I am a piece of human feces.
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