Star Wars Saga Begins A long long time ago In a galaxy far away Naboo was under an attack And I thought me and Qui Gon Jin could talk the federation in to maybe cutting them a little slack. But their response, it didn't thrill us they locked the doors and tried to kill us we escaped from that gas and met Jar Jar in Bosnas. We took a o from the scene and we went to Theed to see the Queen. We all wound up on Tattooine. That's where we found this boy. Oh my my this here Anakin guy maybe Vader some day later now he's just a small fry. He left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye sayin soon I'm gonna be a Jedi, Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi. Did you know this junkyard slave isn't even old enough to shave but he can use the force they say. Do you see him hitting on the Queen though he's just nine and she's fourteen Yeah he's probably gonna marry her someday. Well, I know he built C-3P0 and I've heard how fast his pod can go. And we were broke it's true. So we made a wager or two. He was a prepubescent flyin' ace and the minute Jabba started out that race Well I knew who would win first place Oh yes it was our boy. We started singing My my this here Anakin guy maybe Vader some day later now he's just a small fry. He left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye sayin soon I'm gonna be a Jedi, Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi. Now we finally got to Coruscant the Jedi Council we knew would want to see how good the boy could be. So we took him there and we told the tale How his midichlorians were off the scale and he might fulfill that prophecy. Oh the council was impressed of course Could he bring balance to the force? They interviewed the kid Oh training they forbid. Because Yoda sensed in him much fear and Qui Gon said now listen here, just stick it in your pointy ear I still will teach this boy. He was singing my my this here Anakin guy maybe Vader some day later now he's just a small fry. He left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye sayin soon I'm gonna be a Jedi, Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi. We caught a ride back to Naboo 'cause Queen Amidala wanted to. I frankly would have liked to stay. We all fought in that epic war and it wasn't long at all before little hot shot flew his plane and saved the day. And in the end some Gungans died Some ships blew up and some pilots fried. A lot of folks were croakin' The battle droids were broken and the Jedi I admire most met up with Darth Maul and now he's toast. I'm still here and he's a ghost. I guess I'll train this boy. And I was singing my my this here Anakin guy maybe Vader some day later now he's just a small fry. He left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye sayin soon I'm gonna be a Jedi, Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi. We were singing my my this here Anakin guy maybe Vader some day later now he's just a small fry. He left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye sayin soon I'm gonna be a Jedi.